Chapter 308: Descendant of the Ancient Magic Dragon
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Shoosh!
Suddenly the tongue on the stone wall moved. It actually wanted to pull its tongue back in but since it could only move a little, it got stuck instead.
Xu Que was amused as he realised that the creature within the stone wall was afraid of the Sword Spirit!
He said teasingly, "Ah, great deity who is trying to hide, do you still want to come out?"
"Eh? Who is disturbing this deity's deep sleep?" the creature immediately answered. "Oh, it's you, boy. You still dare to come back? If this deity hadn't been asleep, it would have come out and taught you a lesson."
It was quite obvious that the creature was pretending to be calm by claiming that he had been asleep earlier.
"You're afraid of the Sword Spirit, right? Haha!" Xu Que grinned. "You have the audacity to call yourself a deity when you're actually frightened by my sidekick? Hmm… looks like you don't have the qualification to be my sidekick either, then!"
"Bullshit, this deity is the descendant of the Ancient Magic Dragon who is afraid of nothing. Why would I be scared of a mere Sword Spirit?" The creature was unwilling to admit to anything. Obviously he valued his dignity more.
The Sword Spirit was not angry at all. He just stood beside Xu Que, expressionless.
From his point of view, since he had chosen his new master, and there was no danger, as long as his master did not order him to do anything, he would not act recklessly.
Xu Que was very satisfied with the Sword Spirit's behavior, as he wanted to be in control.
He grinned and asked, "you can go ahead and split the wall open."
The Sword Spirit shook his head—he was unable to split it open.
Xu Que was surprised. Even the mighty Sword Spirit was unable to split the wall open?
Fuck! This stone wall is amazing!
However, no matter how amazing you are, you are still a stone wall. As long as one's skills are good, as long as one perseveres, one will succeed… and as for this stone wall? That creature almost licked a hole out of you.
He turned to the creature within the stone wall and asked, "hey, you have a nine-star precious sword?"
"Nine-star? Didn't you just say eight-star? Fuck, damn it, boy, you bluffed me?" The creature within the stone wall reacted very quickly and swore.
Xu Que directly took out the purifying water without further ado. "Come, hand over the sword," he said casually. "I'll let you out immediately."
"Crap, do you think this deity is going to be fooled again? This deity is the descendant of the Ancient Magic Dragon. Boy, you're finished!"
"Wow, what an arrogant attitude. Okay then, you can continue to lick away for 2,000 years. I'll come back after 2,000 years." Xu Que pretended to turn away.
The creature within the stone wall sounded flustered. "Don't, young man, can't you tolerate me a little?"
"To hell with tolerance, it's as if you enjoy getting a scolding. If you want to come out, you need to hand over that sword!" Xu Que wore a disdainful expression.
"No, I can't. This deity has sworn an oath that this deity will never get fooled by you again! Why not do this—you help me get out first and I'll definitely give you the sword!"
"Then I'm left with no choice." Xu Que shook his head. "I'm someone with my own principles. I can't just let you lead me around the nose right? Do you know how valuable dignity is for the Exploding Heavens Faction?"
"Young man, this deity is the honest and trustworthy offspring of the Ancient Magic Dragon," persuaded the creature. "If you release me, I'll keep my promise and handover the sword. It's just an eight-star sword—it's nothing to this deity!"
Xu Que pondered for a while and glanced at the Sword Spirit, using his soul strength to communicate with him. "You Hun, if I release him, do you think you can keep him in check?"
The Sword Spirit nodded his head without any hesitation.
Xu Que's mouth twitched. Why didn't you say so earlier? I wouldn't have had to argue with the fellow!
So you can actually beat that creature head on without any pressure, he thought. Then there is no need to say anything further. What the hell is this offspring of the Ancient Magic Dragon? Heheh… your brother Xu Que is going to treat you 'nicely'!
"How is it? Have you thought it over, boy?" the creature within the stone wall urged.
In fact, the creature was feeling butterflies in his stomach as he was worried that Xu Que might make overly demanding requests. He was equally concerned that Xu Que might just leave without coming back ever again.
If that really happened, he was not sure how many years would pass before another young man with purifying water would come to him.
Xu Que smirked. "Fine then, since you asked sincerely, then I'll be merciful and inform you that I can let you out first. But … you said you're a Magic Dragon's offspring and I only have this much purifying water. I'm not sure if this is enough?"
Xu Que was indeed doubtful whether the purifying water would be enough. The creature might be occupying the insides of all the walls there, as it could have been a large animal.
However, the creature within the stone wall replied, "it's fine, this amount of purifying water is enough. This deity is a mighty presence. Your purifying water will only play a subtle role as a stimulant and this deity is able to use this stimulant and break out of this wall!"
"Will you die if you don't brag?" said Xu Que in contempt. "If you're so good, why are you trapped here? As a human, you cannot be so shameless and act tough all the time you know?"
"But I'm not a human!" The creature within the stone wall responded without delay.
Xu Que found himself rendered speechless by the dishonest creature that bragged like nobody's business at every opportunity it received! That creature really… really was fucking similar to him!
And so, Xu Que had the Sword Spirit guard the exit quietly as he pressed the purifying water onto the stone wall and slowly poured out its contents.
The crystal clear liquid slowly trickled out of the bottle.
Surprisingly, the liquid did not flow downwards but crept along the wall, as if it was following a designated pattern.
Finally, it gradually formed an inscription as it lit up and the stone wall was now filled with bright lights!
Boom!
In an instant, the whole stone wall shook and cracks ran up its surface.
"This deity is coming out!"
The creature within the walls gave a roar of joy as he was very excited. A great force broke out of the stone wall!
Bang!
That side of the stone wall suddenly collapsed and the rubble caused a lot of fine sand and dust to scatter everywhere.
Xu Que couldn't help but narrow his eyes.
At this moment, a dark shadow dashed out, with speed like lightning. The shadow headed straight towards the exit.
Xu Que immediately ordered, "You Hun, catch him. Damn, I knew that he would run away!"
Plop!
The Sword Spirit used one hand to press the dark shadow against the wall.
The dark shadow was shaking his body and was screaming miserably. "Ouch, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ouch…. softer, softer, this deity won't escape!"
By then, the dust had somewhat settled down, and Xu Que went up to the dark shadow.
When Xu Que saw the features of the dark shadow, he was dumbfounded.
The Sword Spirit was holding on to… a dog head! And from the way the dog stared at people, it looked funny, idiotic and adorable. Xu Que instantly realised that his appearance was familiar.
"Damn, you're actually a fucking husky!"
Chapter 309: The Act Tough King's Ride
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
All this time, it had been Xu Que who had acted tough whilst other people were stunned at his behavior. But now, it was his turn to be stupefied!
There were many wonders in the World of Cultivators, so he had never even considered what the spirit in the stone wall might look like. He had assumed that it would look like a dragon or something of the sort, or at least like a snake.
But now, he stared at the black and white fur of the creature who had been trapped inside the wall by the Sword Spirit. With stupid eyes that stared pathetically at him and that ugly face—why, it was just a Husky!
It was just a stinking, son of a bitch Husky!
He was clearly nothing more than an ordinary Siberian Husky dog, yet he had dared to claim to be the descendant of the Ancient Magic Dragon? Which part of it even resembled a fucking dragon, that idiot?
This was just ridiculous!
"Let go of me, you fools! Both of you are going against me? How cowardly! Why don't we just fight a duel?" the Husky said angrily.
Xu Que was glad when he heard this. He looked at the bastard's expressions and thought he looked just like a living meme!
"Hey, Husky, let's be honest. Since the day I was born, I've never met any person or animal as shameless as you are until today!"
The Siberian Husky sneered. "What Husky? You ignorant bastard. I'm a powerful mighty king, and a descendant of the Ancient Magic Dragon. It's just that I was reborn as a lone wolf in this life, but just wait and see, in three more reincarnations I will be reborn again as a dragon and ascend to the Immortal Emperor's throne!"
Xu Que raised his eyebrows and sighed.
This Husky really was shameless.
Even if he wanted to brag, he really should have come up with a more creative title than mighty king.
Come on, mighty king? What a plain and obviously fake title to brag with! You look like that yet you dare to call yourself a wolf? You lowly spirit! I'll show you a lone wolf…"
Crash!
The Sword Spirit didn't hesitate to grab the husky's head and throw it against the wall!
But the Husky was quick this time. It stretched out its tongue and used it to stop itself from hitting the wall.
This show of strength was impressive enough to make the Sword Spirit raise his eyebrows.
Xu Que was shocked. Could a tongue be that strong?
That strength was comparable to top quality equipment!
He then carefully examined the Husky's tongue and wondered if he could cut the tongue down and create some kind of magic weapon with it. That would give him great advantage!
Moreover, if his tongue was this strong, think of how much stronger his bones, his fur and his claws would be! Then Xu Que would have a storage full of top quality materials!
"Hahaha, did you think that I would fall for your trick the second time? Come at me, then!" boasted the Husky.
The more Xu Que saw of this bastard's expressions, the more he was reminded of those weird online memes!
Well, it was no one's fault that Huskies were the clowns of nature. The more he looked at the Husky's stupid face, Xu Que couldn't help but want to laugh.
It was a pity the store in the system didn't sell mobile phones or cameras, or else Xu Que would have been taking photo after photo of that Husky's stupid face by now.
"I strongly request to fight in one-on-one combat now! If both of you are too afraid to take me on alone, then just let me go!" The Husky continued to provoke them. What audacity. He clearly knew that there was no way he could ever defeat the Sword Spirit.
Xu Que was amused by the sight and waved his hands in the air.
"Oh, what courage! Fine, if that's what you want. Spirit, go ahead, fight it. Don't kill him, though, just break one of his legs."
The Sword Spirit took Xu Que's words seriously the moment he heard it. He suddenly raised his hand and was about to grab the Husky's leg with an expressionless face.
Whoosh!
But the Husky was long gone. It had escaped to the door at an incredible speed!
Xu Que was really stunned now.
You motherfucking shameless dog! Did you just copy my usual trick of acting tough then bolt?
Boom!
The Sword Spirit had changed into a dark fog and was charging towards the Husky.
That seemed to annoy the Husky.
"Fuck! What are you chasing me for, Sword Spirit? Are you jealous of how mighty I am? Ah, ah, ah… my brother Sword Spirit, we've been neighbors for so many years. Can't we just get along? Damn it! Stop running so fast, Sword Spirit! This isn't fair! I've been trapped in a wall for so many years, I'm not ever familiar with this place… stop it, stop it… Sword Spirit, you shithead! If you want to chase me then why don't you just chase me! Why did you have to hit me? Did you know that you've broken the rules? Ow, ow, ow! Fine, hit me! But why do you have to be so rough? Would it kill you to be less brutal?"
...…
Hearing the miserable cries of the Husky made Xu Que too lazy to catch up with them. He believed that the Sword Spirit could handle the Husky alone without his help.
So Xu Que simply stayed put and summoned the system's interface.
Xu Que had thought he had made a huge profit after entering the Sword Catacomb, even though he had spent 5000 Acting Tough Points on the Purifying Water just to rescue that stupid dog! Still, because of the dog he'd managed to get the remnants of the Sword Spirit's soul which had lured the Sword Spirit out. He'd even earned back 3000 more Acting Tough Points than the amount he had spent on the Purifying Water.
As the saying went, the more you spend your money, the more you'll earn it back. Xu Que felt that the saying applied to him exactly.
As long as there were Acting Tough Points to spend then he would spend them well on better equipment. Besides… wasn't the point of acting tough to get tougher and stronger, so he'd act tough better? You had to risk losing something in order to gain something!
In the past, Xu Que would be reluctant to spend each Acting Tough Point, but now that he'd gained many more Acting Tough Points, he was much more relaxed about it now.
After all, if he hadn't spent any of his Acting Tough Points in the past, how would he have ever reached the point now where he was a formidable force to be reckoned with?
Any actions that didn't have acting tough as their fundamental purpose were just not worth it.
At present, when Xu Que viewed the interface of the system, he saw that he had gained over 13,000 Acting Tough Points!
He couldn't help but smile at the thought that he would become a rich man now!
Moreover, not only were his Acting Tough Points bursting at the seams, but he had even received a big bag of gifts as well!
Well, since it was a gift bag, then it would be rude not to open it!
"System, can I get the Big Act Tough King Bag? I'd like to take a look and see what I can do with it."
Xu Que could barely contain his excitement as he waited to see what the gift was.
Ding! "Are you sure you'd like to open the gift?"
"Yes!"
The moment Xu Que answered, three rays of light appeared across the interface screen, then a bag of gifts bounced out and a notification bell rang in Xu Que's head!
Ding! "Congratulation to host 'Xu Que' for winning the Act Tough King Medal!"
Ding! "Congratulation to host 'Xu Que' for winning the Act Tough King Basic Suit!"
Ding! "Congratulation to host 'Xu Que' for winning the Act Tough King's Ride—Bumblebee from Transformers!"
...
Holy Cow!
Xu Que almost collapsed. He gasped in shock as he couldn't believe his luck!
Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
The Act Tough King's Ride? Bumblebee from Transformers!
Let's get ready to rumble!
Chapter 310: Count Me In!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Xu Que immediately looked at the descriptions of the three items!
The first one was the Act Tough King's basic suit. It was a set of long black robes, similar to Xiao Yan's. The difference was that there was a bright light on the chest of the robes.
There was also a glazed belt and gold-rimmed black boots which would make anyone look grand and classy!
Ding! "Please input a name for this basic suit. The name will be shown on the chest of these robes!"
At this time, a system prompt sounded.
Xu Que's eyebrow quirked up slightly. He thought, So this suit set can be named as well? And displayed the chest? Fuck, this is interesting!
Just name it as Act Tough King?
Hmm, no, who would put down the words 'act tough' on their clothes? That's too pretentious!
I should write 'A Good Man' for an innocent and simple person like me. But … this Act Tough King' is too introverted to be so high-profile!
"I got it!" blurted Xu Que as his eyes lit up. With a confident tone, he commanded, "System, use these three words 'Exploding Heavens Faction' as the name!"
Ding! "Congratulations to host for naming the basic suit successfully!"
Swish!
The three shining words 'Exploding Heavens Faction' appeared on the chest of the black robes! The suit now looked flamboyant with a sense of dominance!
The effects of the basic suit were now shown.
[Exploding Heavens Faction Basic Suit]:
Charm + 2
Luck + 5
Passive ability: Able to freely conceal level of cultivation when worn. Possess the ability of invisible pressure and control of the amount of pressure used on others!
(Note: This has no effect on Form Synthesis Stage cultivators!)
"Woah, this seems like an upgraded version of Xiao Yan's black robes. Not bad, interesting!"
Xu Que grinned and looked at the second item!
[Medal of the Act Tough King]:
Adds charm and luck upon wearing!
Charm + 5
Luck + 5
Passive ability: Wearer will attract hatred easily when worn and can randomly trigger chances of PK missions!
"Uhh …"
Xu Que was tongue-tied when he finished reading the description!
Originally, the addition of the charm and luck values would make him laugh until he dropped.
But when he saw the passive ability, he felt somewhat revolted by it. Not only would it attract hatred from others, but it could also randomly trigger missions?
Damn, this Act Tough King hates missions, he thought. This Act Tough King is such a cool, suave and romantic wanderer. You know what a wanderer is? It means a person who roams from place to place freely, and can act tough without restraints!
And now you've added this 'mission' feature, how will this wanderer be able to accept this?
No, I'll never wear it!
Xu Que immediately ignored the medal and finally looked at the last item!
[The Transformers – Bumblebee]:
A robot from The Transformers series, but it does not come with its own intelligence. This is purely a transformable vehicle!
Ability: Has two forms, the automobile and robot forms respectively. Completely operable by the mind of the host!
(Note: As the detected location of the host is the Immortal World of Cultivation, this item can only be used for the duration of three days!)
Countdown timer: Two days 23 hours, 59 minutes ...
"Fuck, System, this is cheating! I haven't even used it and your timer has already started?" Xu Que felt like vomiting blood.
Initially, when he saw that he had such a cool car, he had thought that he would be able act tough and pick up girls wherever he went. Who knew that System would suddenly impose restrictions and automatically start the countdown timer?
Where's the fucking human nature of System?
Bah, I'd nearly forgotten that System is not a human!
Xu Que was indignant with System but it did not respond to Xu Que and remained silent throughout!
Plop!
Just then, a loud noise was heard not far from ahead.
The Sword Spirit brought back the husky, which Xu Que was now calling Er Ha in s head after the nickname for the emoji huskies released by Tencent. The husky's head was pinned to the stone wall by the Sword Spirit with just one hand!
The husky looked intact without injuries. His hair was very shiny but he was screeching in pain.
"Ahh, ow, ow, ow, ow!"
"Stop, release this deity!"
"This posture is improper!"
"Dammit, move your sword further away, it touched this Deity's butt!"
"Fuck, I'm telling you to move further away, why the fuck are you poking me!"
...
Xu Que stared with his eyes wide opened. This husky was obviously a weirdo as well!
The Sword Spirit's sword had clearly cut him, but he was not hurt at all. Not even a hair had fallen, yet he was screaming and screeching in pain!
Xu Que couldn't help laughing as he walked up, patting the head of the husky. His eyes formed crescents as he laughed. "Come, stick out your tongue!"
"Fuck, boy, how dare you humiliate this deity, you're finished!" the husky snapped, flames of anger seeming to burst out from his eyes.
Xu Que patted the husky's face. "Stop with your nonsense, and hand over that eight-star precious sword. After that, you can leave!"
"Do you mean it?" The husky had a startled expression and his anger vanished in that instant!
"Of course, otherwise why would I catch you?" Xu Que stared at the husky. "I'm a dog lover and I do not and will never eat dog meat! Hurry up before I change my mind, hand over the sword and get lost!"
The husky felt like crying at that moment. "Just for the eight-star precious sword? Yet you let the Sword Spirit beat me up for so long? You could have said so earlier!"
"What? You still dare to talk back at me?"
Whack!
Xu Que slapped the dog's head. "I've already said since the beginning that I want the sword. But you wanted to run away without leaving the sword behind. Don't you think you're being cheap?"
"Damn it, you dare to hit me again?"
Whack!
Xu Que gave another slap to the dog's head. "So what if I hit you?"
"Dare do it again?"
Whack!
"Don't hit my face if you got balls!"
Whack!
"Don't hit my stomach if you got balls!"
Whack!
"Ow, damn it, boy, this deity is going to thrash you, how can you just hit my privates so recklessly?"
The husky kept whining and screaming in pain. He bared his teeth and wanted to fight with Xu Que.
But his head was firmly pressed against the wall by the Sword Spirit, leaving only his four legs swinging wildly in the air!
Xu Que knew that the strength he was using was akin to tickling the husky. And so he ignored the husky's complains and just stood there, with a pose of a rogue. "If you continue to scare me, do you think I'll use a sword to poke you? Handover the eight-star sword now!"
"Fine, do you think this deity is too scared to take out the precious sword?" The husky waved his fore leg and a gleam of light flashed past.
Clang!
A sharp sword fell onto the ground; it was an eight-star sword!
The whole sword was emitting gleams of light, and new cracks actually appeared on the ground where the sword had fallen!
Shoosh!
Immediately, with a wave of his hand, the eight-star sword landed on Xu Que's palm.
The moment he held the sword, he felt an icy cold energy entering his palm, where it then transformed into strong true strength that spread all over his body. In no time, he felt refreshed and energetic!
It was Xu Que's first time seeing such a high grade sword. He hadn't expected it to be so extraordinary that it could actually use the surrounding Spiritual Qi as additional energy that he could use.
Nevertheless, it was not without restrictions. When the energy reached a certain amount, no more energy would enter his body.
"Interesting! You Hun, are you satisfied with this sword?" Xu Que looked towards the Sword Spirit with a gentle smile.
No doubt Xu Que had a good attitude as he had won over such a powerful sidekick!
The Sword Spirit nodded slightly, expressionless as usual. He loosened his grip of Er Ha, turned back into black fog and burst into the eight-star sword.
Xu Que felt the sword in his hand shiver and start to hum. The sword now seemed as if it had become sharper and shinier!
"Awesome my Sword Spirit! With this sword, I need not worry or fear when I enter the Imperial Tombs!"
With a laugh, Xu Que kept the sword and headed straight to the exit!
When the husky saw that Xu Que was really to let him go, he did not run away but became bolder and stared at Xu Que with a pleasant surprise. "You're going to the Imperial Tombs? Count this deity in!"
"Sorry, I don't bring pets along with me, goodbye!"
Xu Que waved and called out the System Storage, "Come out, Bumblebee!"
Chapter 311: Come on! Let's Get Him!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Boom!
With a mighty crash, Bumblebee appeared in the form of a car.
Bumblebee may have looked slightly inferior to the Lamborghini, but the bright yellow color and the sleek design would have made him the most dazzling automobile in the Cultivation World.
After all, this was Bumblebee!
This was the legendary car for the Act Tough King, how could it be mediocre?
That flamboyant yellow tone would put him in the spotlight for sure.
Originally, when the husky heard Xu Que indirectly referring him to as a 'pet', he was about to flare up again. However when he saw the car, his eyes were instantly transfixed.
"Ow, ow, ow!"
He started to howl with excitement.
Xu Que gave him a look of contempt. "Stop pretending to be a fucking wolf. Just go away, if you dare extort me by charging at my car, I'll knock you down!"
However, the husky was not angry—instead, excitement was written all over his face. He walked liked a human on his hind legs and rushed to Bumblebee's side, sniffing and licking the car.
"Young man, why is your divine chariot so special? The colors are so flashy!" The husky's eyes were flashing with joy.
Xu Que got irritated at the husky. "Fuck, stop licking the car! iF my car gets any scratches or dents, I'll make you my pet and ride on your back!"
As he spoke, he hurriedly pushed the husky away, opened the door and hopped inside the car promptly.
Unexpectedly, the husky imitated Xu Que's actions and used his paw to open the door. He scrambled down into the car seat. His now enlarged pupils were looking around curiously, were marveled by all he saw. "Young man, your divine chariot's really good. This deity wants to buy this from you with one High-Grade Spirit Stone, how's that?"
"No, just get out of my car!" Xu Que shouted at the husky, furious. He pulled out the Killer Sword as well.
The husky immediately retracted his tongue and pouted. "Young man, this deity wants to tag along for your own good. You see, the Imperial Tombs are more dangerous than the Sword Catacomb. There are demons and goblins in there, and ancient armored puppets guarding the interior as well. They are reputed to be indestructible, with very strong combat skills!"
"Oh? Ancient armored puppets?"
Xu Que raised an eyebrow upon hearing that!
Fire Country had focused on protecting their Imperial Tombs with formidable restrictive spells. Could it be that the Metal Nation had specialised in creating armored puppets to guard their Imperial Tombs?
Moreover, since the husky had said that these ancient armored puppets were very strong, that meant they should be pretty decent in strength.
"Long ago, this deity wanted to enter the tombs to find some treasures. Alas, this deity entered the Sword Catacomb by mistake and got backstabbed! But, this deity knows how to handle these ancient armored puppets," said the husky confidently and mysteriously. "So you must bring this Deity along."
Xu Que broke into laughter and shook his head. "Stop your bullshit! If you're so strong, you can go by yourself, why would you want to tag along with me? I know I'm really charming, but sorry, I don't like to bring pets along! Not to mention you're such a dense pet…"
"Heh, heh, young man, if not for the fact that this deity suffered some damages that has weakened me, I would have gone there by myself already! Now that you've gained the Sword Spirit due to this deity's help, don't you need to return the favor?"
"Return what fucking favor? Don't forget who's got you out of the stone wall. Ever heard of 'a drop of water in need shall be returned with a burst of spring in deed'? I've given you so much purifying water to get you out. Hurry up, hand over all your valuables and get out… or should I say, shoo, shoo!"
"Fuck, young man, this is called 'burning the bridge behind you'. To get to the deepest level of the Imperial Tombs, you'll definitely need the Sword Spirit and this deity's help. The two of us are indispensable!"
"No need for that, I'm invincible. Which of the Imperial Tombs have I not entered before? Have you ever heard of Zhang Qi Ling from Exploding Heavens Faction? Ever heard of Hu Ba Yi from the same faction as well? They are my disciples!"
The husky replied disdainfully, "Never heard of them, they're just nobodies! Ever heard of the Lord of the Roc tribe? Ever heard of the Queen of Phoenix tribe? They've been defeated by me!"
"Bah, that's nonsense! Do you know that dogs with your appearance are all domestic pets back in my homeland? If you don't get out now, I'll get a teddy to kill you."
"Teddy? Heh, heh, this deity has never heard of that and does not want to know either. How about this, if you don't believe me, this deity can prove to you that I'm indispensable for the trip to the Imperial Tombs!"
"Okay, I'll grant you a chance to prove yourself. Go on, hurry up!" Xu Que crossed his arms and looked ready to mock the husky at any chance.
"Hey! Ha!"
The husky suddenly looked serious and his fore legs waved several times in the air. "Alright, I've completed proving myself. This Deity has finished casting a spell to control the ancient armored puppets inside the Imperial Tombs, now we can go in together!"
...
Xu Que was immediately frozen on the spot, and his mouth twitched heavily.
Dammit, this husky is so brazen that he must have reached the ultimate level of shamelessness! he thought.
"You, just get out!" Xu Que picked up the husky by the scruff of his neck, wound down the car window and threw the dog out.
Without further ado, he stepped on the accelerator.
Boom! The car started and zoomed towards the Sword Catacomb's exit.
The husky gave a howl and quickly caught up to the car. He kept swearing and scolding Xu Que. "Fuck you boy, you burnt the bridge behind you, you are despicable and shameless! This deity will not let you off."
Xu Que couldn't be bothered with the husky. Talking to him was a waste of time.
He pressed down harder on the accelerator further and sped up again!
To his amazement, the husky's speed was extraordinary. He could actually catch up and managed to eventually jump on the roof of the car. And so, Xu Que saw a dog head staring at him through the windscreen.
Xu Que was enraged. Screech! He stepped on the brakes and the car stopped abruptly.
"Ow…" With a howl, the husky was thrown off the car.
As this was very close to the exit with the restrictive spell, there were many cultivators who lay in wait around the area, ready to ambush Xu Que as he came out of the exit.
Due to the fact that the husky had been thrown off the car, he flew past the restrictive spell and fell heavily onto the ground, causing a big pile of dust and sand particles to fly up into the air.
The husky quickly rolled and stood up unscathed. "Damn it, boy, you're finished!" He stared at the exit of the Sword Catacomb and cursed.
The next moment, he realised the surrounding cultivators wore shocked expressions and were staring at him. The husky glared at the cultivators. "Fuck your mother, what are you looking at? This deity can swallow you up in one gulp!"
Tsk!
The crowd immediately gasped.
Where did this fucking arrogant dog come from?
"No, this kind of tone, it's too similar to that of Takumi Fujiwara!" shouted a cultivator who had recovered from his shock.
When everyone heard that, they started a commotion.
"Crap, he's right, this must be Takumi Fujiwara who has used some secret spell and turned himself into a dog!"
"Everyone, attack! Don't be deceived by him. This is a common trick of Takumi Fujiwara!"
"I didn't expect him to be so unscrupulous that he could even turn himself into a dog!"
"This time we won't be taken in again!"
"Go on, whack him!"
"Everyone attack together! Don't let him escape again! Kill him!"
"Kill!"
Everyone swarmed around and started to use all kinds of skills and spells to attack the husky!
Chapter 312: Kid, Lick Him!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Crash!
Ping! Plop!
Slash! Clang!
...
All kinds of enchantments and weapons came smashing down on the husky, creating a huge commotion.
The cultivators outside the Catacomb thought Xu Que had transformed into Er Ha and were therefore attacked the husky as ferociously as they could.
The husky—who Xu Que was now calling Er Ha in his mind—was irritated and cursed at his attackers. "You puny humans, open your eyes wide and see clearly. This deity is a wolf, a lone and powerful wolf! Ahh… that hurts! Ow, ow, ow, ouch! Damn, all of you dare to use spells to attack this deity, you're finished! Ah, this deity is hurting, stop! Don't force this deity to flare up! Damn it, go to hell!"
Er Ha was submerged in the spell attacks but he didn't counterattack. All he did was scold them, his saliva splashing all over the place.
The crowd grew worried as their spells did not seem to have any effect on the dog at all.
They heard the screams of the dog, yet the dog didn't seem to have sustained any injuries!
This seemed too tough!
With so many cultivators attacking and with no protective spells cast by the dog, even a Void Training cultivator would not be able to withstand their attacks like that!
But it seemed there was one such creature. This dog who looked rather stupid, could actually withstand all of the attacks. This… was this really normal?
"An ordinary dog would not be able to endure so many spell attacks! We have reason to believe that this dog is Takumi Fujiwara himself…"
"Yes, yes, yes! You must be right. Everyone, bring out your best attacks. Let's attack Takumi Fujiwara until he blows up into pieces!"
"Kill! Kill him!"
"Don't let him get away with it! So you want to pretend as a dog and leave the Sword Catacomb? Dream on!"
...
As everyone had noticed that Er Ha was extremely tough, they were now even more people convinced that the dog was Takumi Fujiwara. There are so many things that one could disguise themselves as, yet he chooses a dog, they thought.
Do you think that you can escape so many pairs of discerning eyes by pretending to be a dog?
"Who the fuck is Takumi Fujiwara? All of you need to seriously wipe your eyes and take a good look. Is he as mighty and heroic as this deity?"
Although Er Ha was able to withstand so much spell attacks, it certainly was not a good feeling to be hit. Moreover, he hadn't been the one to mess around with all these people! He felt depressed as he knew he was being mistaken for someone else and being beaten up viciously for it!
"Yes! That's him! The way he talks is exactly like Takumi Fujiwara—cheap!"
"Let's get our act together, or maybe… let's use our ultimate moves!"
"Right! Let's execute our ultimate moves together! Kill him in one stroke!"
"Don't let him have a breather, attack him till he dies!"
...
The more unaffected Er Ha was, the more convinced everyone was that he was Xu Que. One by one, they began to hold their attacks as they prepare to release their ultimate moves simultaneously.
Er Ha started to feel worried.
"Fuck! Are all of you sick?"
"All of you actually want to release your ultimate moves together? What kind of feud does this deity have with all of you?"
...
Boom!
At this moment, a bright yellow shape suddenly dashed out of Sword Catacomb, flying towards the sky!
It was Xu Que driving Bumblebee. His speed was unusually fast. The vehicle travelled along a downward slope before reaching the exit of the catacomb, where the car seemed to fly before landing heavily on the ground, speeding towards the crowd.
This was just like the first time he drove his Lamborghini and appeared in front of the crowd. It was very showy as well and there was no sign of any deceleration—it simply continued to dash straight ahead. When the Old Driver drove… it was always provocative.
Everyone there was startled. They hurriedly cast movement spells to avoid the car. At the same time, when they saw the car, they were astonished.
"Heavens, what divine chariot is this?"
"Such a bright color! I've never seen it!"
"Damn! Look, everyone, the driver of this divine chariot is Takumi Fujiwara!"
"What?"
"Fuck! It's really him, we've got the wrong guy!"
"Where did this dog come from?"
"The Sword Catacomb really threw a dog out?"
Everyone was confused and dazed. Why did a dog come out of the Sword Catacomb? Not only could he actually speak the human language, but he was also immune to the spells!
"Damn it, now you know you've beaten up the wrong person?" said the husky. "This deity is a wolf. Fuck, all of you are finished! Now it's this deity's turn to use an ultimate move…" Er Ha, having been hit by all their spells, was now enraged and wanting to retaliate.
He stood on his hind legs like a human and made a leap. He aimed to attack a cultivator's head!
The action itself would have scored 100 points, but it was a pity that the results were sorry!
The cultivator moved slightly to evade the attack, causing Er Ha to miss the target. As his body started to descend, he headed towards another cultivator behind the first one, which had not been his original intent.
That cultivator was in a daze and didn't notice the situation. When he reacted by backing off, taking a few steps back, it was too late. Er Ha had knocked him onto his knees!
Crack!
The sound of a broken bone was heard from the leg of the unlucky cultivator.
"Ahh…"
That cultivator's face went purple and he screamed miserably, falling to the ground!
The crowd stared with disbelief at what had happened to the cultivator.
This cultivator was one of the elites and was at the Level One Original Infant Stage.
But a dog can actually manage to break his leg!
This … how can this be possible?
Xu Que was inside Bumblebee but was also amazed by what he saw.
This dog must be too tough!
His body's toughness must be of the Sage level. Even the Sword Spirit had been unable to cut him. And an Original Infant Cultivator was able to get his bone fractured by just a knock from the dog!
That's awesome, my Er Ha!
Er Ha did not expect to knock someone down. He was slightly startled for a moment before regaining his proud expression. He stood like a human, with his fore legs on his waist and laughed heartily!
"Hahaha, see that? The leap at the first cultivator was a fake attack, my real aim was to jump on you and hit your knee!"
...
Everyone fell silent!
This dog … is shameless enough.
Also, there's this inexplicable sense of familiarity, where have I seen him from…
Oh right, it's Takumi Fujiwara!
Damn, this man and that dog, are they from the same gang?
Otherwise, how could they both be so shameless in such similar ways?
That's right! They must absolutely be from the same gang.
...
"Why are all of you not moving?"
The cultivator whose leg was broken suddenly yelled in anger, "get the dog! I'm going to cook and stew it"
"Yes!" the cultivator's accompanying servants, including his guardians, shouted in unison.
With a loud boom, they rushed towards Er Ha once again, attacking him with everything they had.
"Damn it, fine, come, come! Wait… fuck, they're really coming at me …"
Er Ha swore. Then he turned to run.
...
When Xu Que saw this from the car, he was amused. He wound down the car window, and with a leisurely expression, he shouted at Er Ha. "Er Ha, why are you running? Your tongue is so strong, you should make full use of it! Quick, kid, lick them!"
Chapter 313: Anybody Want A Ride?
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
"Ow, ow!"
The husky was furious now. He had just been chased and attacked, yet this bastard was safe and sound in his magnificent car? Unacceptable!
Didn't he know that he would never use his divine tongue to lick those dirty people? His tongue was reserved for licking stones!
"Goddamn it, are you people blind or just dumb? That bastard is the real Takumi Fujiwara! If you keep chasing me I swear I'll jump up and strike your knees!" shouted Er Ha in rage.
He then thought of something and added, "hey, did you know that the bastard even has an eight-star sword? Don't you want it?"
Everyone was stunned and stopped in their tracks as soon as they heard the mention of an eight-star sword. Their eyes now turned towards Xu Que's car.
Then someone finally responded.
"Chase him! Don't let him get away!"
"He's got an eight-star sword! Whether that's true or not, let's kill him first!"
"Don't let that dog get away either! I think his tongue is a top-grade material to make weapons with!"
"Kill them!"
Boom!
In an instant, a huge crowd of men and women rushed out from behind them and unleashed all their best fighting techniques to chase after the two
In an instant, the large-scale men and women towards the rear rushed out and chased after them.
Xu Que stepped on the gas pedal, then snarled at Er Ha.
"How dare you sell me out!" he shouted at the dog.
"Go to hell! I never betrayed anyone," yelled Er Ha as he ran. "I'm just naturally unable to tell a lie, so I accidentally exposed the truth. Why don't you quickly pull out that sword and kill these annoying ants!"
"Fuck you! Weren't you the Mighty King? You handle them then!" said Xu Que mockingly. It wouldn't take Xu Que much effort to sort these people out, but he just couldn't resist watching this son of a bitch suffer a little.
Er Ha angrily retorted, "I could destroy all of them by lifting a finger if I wanted to, but I have good morals. I can't bear to kill people. What's more, with my high status as a divine spirit…"
Bang!
Husky hadn't finished his sentence yet when someone suddenly kicked him from behind and he was slammed to the ground.
It was a well-built, middle-aged cultivator with immense strength, probably at about Level Eight Original Infant Stage, and he also had a sturdy physique and great speed.
Once Er Ha was on the ground, the cultivator slipped out a big knife, about to chop off the husky's head.
"Damn it, you motherfucker!"
Er Ha erupted in anger and opened his big mouth and stretched out his tongue, using it like a sword to block the cultivator's knife!
Clang!
There was a crisp sound of metal hitting metal, and the cultivator's knife was cut in half by Husky's tongue, which went unscathed.
"How…?" The strong cultivator couldn't believe his eyes, and neither could the others who had caught up with them from behind.
What… what kind of tongue could do that?
"Acha!"
Husky suddenly got up and yelled, then his big strong leg flew straight into the cultivator's chest.
Bang!
The cultivator was sent flying, and there was a cracking noise from the bones in his chest. He was sent flying into the air like a kite, and as he was in mid-air, blood gushed out from his mouth.
The whole crowd stopped and watched as they trembled in fear!
Originally, they had thought that this was just a stupid dog who could talk. Who would have thought that he would turn out to be such a powerful creature, capable of such a terrifying feat?
With just one kick, he had sent the Level Eight Original Infant Stage cultivator flying!
"Could it be a holy dog?"
"Impossible! Who in this age could sanctify a living being?"
"That's right! The point is that it's not human, but a dog!"
...…
"Ow, ow! Fuck you! I'm not a dog, I'm a wolf!"
After screaming in anger, Husky then turned around and ran away.
But this time, everyone surrounded him in a circle and stared curiously at him.
"Don't let him get away! This could be a dog that's been sanctified. Every part of his body could be worth a fortune!"
"That's right, now is the age of secret techniques. Even though his flesh has been sanctified, if he has no secret techniques, he'll surely be defeated!"
"Everyone let's work together to catch it. Even if each person only gets a patch of his hair, we can still make great armor with it!"
"Not to mention his tongue! Its even sturdier than a sharp knife!"
...…
Everyone shouted, and their eyes began to glimmer with raw greed. They were not unfamiliar with these kinds of hunting activities anyway, so now that they had encountered a strange dog, everyone was tempted to get a piece of him.
Er Ha had nowhere to run. All he could do was stand there and act tough.
"Come on, then. Anyone who steps any closer will get a royal kick in their ass!"
This kind of threat had absolutely no effect on these people!
"Husky, don't be afraid! Just lick them with your tongue!" Xu Que yelled. This time, Xu Que had parked his car far away and was yelling from his car window. He saw the commotion and wanted to cheer on the husky!
The sight of Xu Que made Er Ha really angry.
"You bastard!" yelled the husky. "Shut your hole! Once I've dealt with these people, I'll kick your divine chariot to ruins!"
"Alright, then, take your time. I'll wait for you. I'm telling you though, in this case all you need to do is lick them. Lick them till they're properly afraid of you!" said Xu Que with a big laugh.
"Fuck you! I'm not licking these filthy people!" replied Husky. He then rushed to a spot where there were less people, attempting to break through the circle!
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
At that moment, a group of swordsmen appeared at the Sword Catacomb entrance. They had finally gotten out!
Everyone in the mob heard the noise and turned in that direction.
"Huh? Why are there so many people coming out at the same time?"
"They look so flustered too. Has anything happened in there?"
"Was there a disaster?"
"Eh? Why isn't the Legendary Swordsman of the Jade Sword Sect there among them?"
Everyone started to find the situation suspicious.
Nobody noticed that Er Ha had sneaked out of the crowd and ran away!
"Everyone, look! The dog's escaped!" yelled Xu Que.
He was enjoying watching the funny scene. Besides, he knew that the crowd couldn't harm Er Ha at all.
He was slightly befuddled by the dog's behavior, though. He was obviously powerful, so why was he so reluctant to launch an attack on those people?
It couldn't be that he didn't know any secret techniques, could it?
...…
Xu Que's scream successfully attracted the crowd's attention. Many of them started to unleash their fighting techniques and give chase.
Er Ha was so mad that smoke came out of his ears, and he immediately headed towards Xu Que's car whilst spewing out poisonous profanities.
"Motherfucking son of a bitch! Come out now and fight me! You fucking shithead, don't you run away like a coward!
"Come on, then! Come and get me!" retorted Xu Que.
Xu Que had started the car and was driving in a circle outside the Sword Catacomb. Meanwhile, Husky chased after the car while barking at Xu Que.
Xu Que would poke his head out of the car window occasionally just to provoke Husky!
This man and the dog both looked like master and pet having fun in a dog park.
The crowd watched on silently.
Some of the cultivators went on to chase the dog, but most of them went to the group of swordsmen who had just come out of the Sword Catacomb, asking them what had happened.
The people of Jade Sword Sect went with them too, and they asked where Ye Chang Feng was.
At first, the swordsmen were reluctant to answer and they all said that they hadn't seen Ye Chang Feng.
But the elders of the Jade Sword Sect wouldn't believe this. After some serious questioning some of them finally revealed the news.
Ye Chang Feng and his guardians had been killed by Xu Que!
Everyone's eyes widened in shock when they heard it.
Those of the Jade Sword Sect were in a daze. They just couldn't process the news at all.
"We must catch the bastard! We'll turn his bones to ashes!"
"Spread the news, no matter who catches the bastard, I will give him a six-star sword and a high-level Sword Art!"
The elders of Jade Sword Sect were all seething with rage.
Ye Chang Feng had been the future of the Jade Sword Sect, they had spent so much of their resources to train him to this point. Yet now he had been killed, just like that!
Vengeance would be sought by the entire Jade Sword Sect!
"Kill him!"
When the Jade Sword Sect disciples heard this, they all rushed towards Xu Que with bloodthirsty, murderous intent. They wouldn't be appeased until the bastard died!
Even the members of the public who had heard the reward offered by the elders of the Jade Sword Sect were also tempted. Many didn't waste any time and rushed straight towards Xu Que as well.
A six-star sword and a high-level Sword Art were more than worth it for them to kill!
"Kill him inside the divine chariot and then destroy it!"
Er Ha saw how so many people were chasing after Xu Que and was immediately happy. He laughed heartily at the man's misfortune.
Xu Que still remained as calm and collected as usual. He kept on driving leisurely and even honked the horn.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm going to go for a drive here, anybody wants a ride?" The husky's eyes lit up. "Just yell 666!" he thought he heard Xu Que shout.
The husky rushed towards the car and jumped in through the window. Then he sat beside Xu Que and held out his tongue as he happily yelled, "666!"
Chapter 314: Five Elements Mountain?
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Xu Que twitched his mouth uncontrollably.
In reality, He had been casually shouting to ask if any 'salted fish' wanted to get into his car. It was just a part of his daily routine of acting tough.
What was required for acting tough? Excellent manners, the ability to be calm in any situation and more importantly, the ability to shoot one's mouth off by bragging!
Therefore, he had never really had the intention of letting anyone into his car!
He hadn't expected this dog to be so incredibly shameless. Just a moment ago, the husky had been gloating and shouting for everyone to target Xu Que, but the instant he heard he could get into the car, he had just brazenly hopped inside!
"666," said Er Ha with a wink, his attitude eager-to-please. Xu Que felt speechless for a moment, when he realised he was unable to flare up at that dog.
"Young man, a man must keep his promise," said the husky, staring at Xu Que. "You said shouting '666' would allow me to get into the car. This deity has done exactly what you have said and definitely won't get back out again!"
Xu Que rolled his eyes and said, "I asked if there was any salted fish wanting to get into the car. What business does that have to do with a fucking dog?"
The husky immediately replied in a confident tone, "coincidentally, this deity's second reincarnation happens to be a salted fish! Also, this deity is now a handsome wolf, not a dog!"
Once again, Xu Que could find no words to rebut the husky and simply shook his head. He also realised that he had not yet figured out the position of the Imperial Tombs of the Metal Nation, so he gave up the thought of chasing the dog away.
Besides, it was truly rare that he had encountered such a shameless husky in the Cultivation World. It was certainly the work of fate!
"Since you insist on getting into the car, fine. Just show me the way to the Imperial Tombs, we'll go there for sightseeing!"
He stepped on the accelerator and sped forward.
This time, the husky did not brag or exaggerate, as he really did know the way to the Imperial Tombs. He stretched out his paw and pointed in a certain direction. With a proud tone, he said, "follow this mountainous path. Long ago, this deity dug a cave in the Imperial Tombs, it's definitely still there!"
Xu Que's eyebrows knitted together. "Damn it, I'm not going to use a dog hole!"
"Fuck, this deity is not a dog!"
The husky bared his teeth at Xu Que, angered. If he hadn't been worried about the Sword Spirit, he would have bitten Xu Que right away.
"Rest assured, I understand you," A wide grin appeared on Xu Que's face. "As the saying goes, a husky that doesn't want to be a wolf is not a good husky!"
"What husky? This deity is named the Mighty King, I'm the Des …"
"No, no, no, you need to be merciful with your mouth and not insult the Dragon Clan, okay?" expressed Xu Que with distaste. "Speaking of which, I'm the real Descendant of the Dragon!"
The husky was disgruntled. He kept staring at Xu Que, as if he was considering whether or not it would be worth the risk to give Xu Que a few bites, which would certainly incur the Sword Spirit's wrath.
Boom!
Instantaneously, a terrifying sword spell hit the ground next to the car. The ground, although originally intact, instantly became a giant pit, with gravel and soil splattering all over the place.
Xu Que immediately wound up the car windows and snorted. "This group of small flies is still daring to give chase. They are forcing me to kill them!"
As he spoke, killing intent radiated from him.
The husky was, however, happy to see that. "Young man, I've already told you. You need to release that Sword Spirit. But once the Sword Spirit emerges, you'll need to kill everyone. Otherwise, if news of the Sword Spirit were to be leaked, those old freaks in seclusion will come after you. And when all those cultivators with Form Synthesis Stage and Crossing Calamity Stage show up, you'll be finished."
"What Form Synthesis Stage and Crossing Calamity Stage?" said an indifferent Xu Que. "There isn't any Void Training Stage cultivator within the five nations right? How would these people from beyond the five nations be stronger?"
The husky burst into laughter. "Ha, ha, young man, you really are inexperienced and ignorant! Tsk, tsk, a frog in a well. However, this is a small place after all, no wonder you didn't know. A mere five nations is just like a remote village—it can't be compared to a mountain in the vast Cultivation World."
"Ha, you sound like you have actually seen the outside world. So these five nations are only a mountain? Do you dare to keep bragging? You weird dog, claiming to be the super mighty descendant of the Magic Dragon… weren't you trapped inside an inconspicuous Sword Catacomb? Yet you still have the nerve to say you are formidable?"
Xu Que was actually glad. If the five nations that had covered such a vast territory were like a mountain, how gigantic would the entire world beyond be?
This was unimaginable!
Although Xu Que had already accepted the fact that this was a magical and mysterious world of cultivation, his understanding of this world was still limited.
This was clearly a world with five nations. But yet… the husky described it as if it was as small as a mountain. Xu Que found that hard to accept and understand.
The husky wore a complacent expression. He seemed as though he had finally found a sense of superiority that he could show off in front of Xu Que!
The proud dog waved in an inscrutable manner. When he laughed, his eyes formed the shape of a crescent. "This deity has gone through six life times and knows everything. For example, long ago, the five nations were said to be a Five Elements Mountain. It was actually a magic weapon of a Supreme Existence used for suppressing a certain creature!"
Screech!
Suddenly, the car came to sudden stop.
Fuck!
Five Elements Mountain?
Any earthling of Chinese descent would most probably be boiling with excitement if they heard these three words.
The same goes to Xu Que. When he heard the words 'Five Elements Mountain' and 'suppressing a certain creature', he instantly felt all his hairs stand up on end.
The husky had not fastened his seat belt. That sudden brake caused him to nearly hit the windscreen. It was lucky that he had held out his mighty tongue to break the impact, as he didn't want the windscreen to be smashed to smithereens.
However, the accident could not stop his rage. He stared at Xu Que and reprimanded, "damn, are you trying to murder this deity?"
Xu Que still wore an expression of disbelief and was still in shock.
"Five Elements Mountain? You said that the five nations are the Five Elements Mountain? Fuck, if so, the creature that is being supressed will be the Monkey King! Your bragging is outrageous!"
"Damn, this deity never boasts," said the husky in a confident tone. "I saw this from an ancient book of records. But it didn't specify the kind of creature that was being suppressed. You rascal, don't make up any stories to deceive this deity. This deity will not be taken in!"
Xu Que felt that maybe he really had overthought it. It was the Five Elements Mountain, which might not necessarily refer to the Mountain of Five Fingers. And the magic weapon… i might just be a coincidence.
What's more, if there really was actually a Monkey King, it would be impossible for no one to have heard of that name.
Damn it, I almost thought that I had travelled to the story of Journey to the West, he thought. Fuck!
"What else is written in that ancient book?" asked Xu Que, who started the car again.
The husky shook his head. "Secrets of heavens should not be divulged!"
"Get out of the car, now!"
"666!"
"I want you out of the car, why are you shouting 666?"
"This deity doesn't care. You said it yourself, as long as one shouts 666, one can get into the car."
Chapter 315: It Was All of You Who Forced Me to Transform!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Boom!
The ground in front of the car suddenly exploded!
A giant sword shot through the air and struck the ground before them, creating a giant pit there. Dust billowed. The entire road had been destroyed!
Xu Que didn't have to see to know that it had been the crazy mob from the entrance of the Sword Catacomb who had caused this.
Those people's powers were not to be underestimated. Some of them were elders of various schools and sects, and some of them had reached the Infant Transformation Stage. That was how they had caught up with Xu Que's Bumblebee so quickly.
"Damn it, these people are asking for trouble! I've told you that I'm not going to bother you anymore and you people still want to chase me? Don't blame me for what happens next then…"
Xu Que immediate stomped on the brakes in fury!
He had originally intended to quietly sneak to the Imperial Tombs after exiting the Sword Catacomb, and had not wanted to cause any more commotion.
However, it seemed that he was fated to get trapped in situations where he would have to act tough. He hadn't planned to act tough at all, but it seemed that these people were going to chase him around and force him into it again. Well… it wouldn't be his fault, then.
"Just release the Sword Spirit to deal with them! I told you, that's how you should deal with this bunch of bastards. I hate them, they ganged up on me and hit me. Quick! Help me teach them a harsh lesson! Just kill them all!"
Er Ha was happy as he yelled and yelled at Xu Que to get the Sword Spirit out. He was sure that once the Sword Spirit appeared, all these people would be killed in seconds.
...…
At the same time, many Cultivators had caught up with them now. They were made up of powerful fighters with great skills. They could even be the heaven's army.
Some of them were driving their own divine chariots as well and ramming Xu Que's divine chariot from the back, trying to kill him on the spot!
Whether they were out for personal vengeance of for a reward, at that moment Xu Que seemed to be dead meat from everyone's perspective.
"We've finally caught up with him! Everyone, concentrate on your attacks and destroy his divine chariot! Don't let him get away!"
"His divine chariot isn't all that fast after all. It's been running for so long, yet it has only reached this place!"
"It's probably those types that look good but are totally useless."
"And look at the material, it's such a strange kind of metal! No matter what, it's incomparable to what the Spirit Treasures Pavilion makes! Our divine chariots are made of materials that have been refined for 49 days! They are the essence of the finest iron…"
"Ha! The Spirit Treasures Pavilion! It's ours from the God Treasures Pavilion that are the best in the world!"
"Fucking hell, will you stop it? It's not the time to be fighting about whose divine chariot is the best! Let's just kill that bastard and the Jade Sword Sect will give everyone great rewards!"
"Yeah! Everyone, speed up! That iron on his divine chariot can easily broken with the cut of a sword!"
"Yeah! Kill him!!"
They then shouted threat after threat as they rushed down the road and charged towards Xu Que's car.
The Jade Sword Sect people had caught up too, and all their faces were darkened by their fury!
Even some elders from other sects and schools had come, all of whom had attained the Infant Transformation Stage.
Some of them had come because of the promised six-star sword. Some of them had come because they had been provoked by Xu Que before and would be more than glad to see the bastard dead!
Strong and talented fighters had flocked here and converged into a powerful group.
It was a spectacular scene!
...…
Even Er Ha looked horrified. He stared wide-eyed at the scene behind them and shouted, "shit! Bastard, isn't it time to get the Sword Spirit out?"
"Why should I? It's not our first time anyway. Come on, I'll make us fly. Don't forget to yell 666!"
Xu Que smiled and put the car in reverse gear. He then stepped on the gas pedal and drove backwards at a frightening speed!
Everyone was stupefied! This was an unexpected move!
"That divine chariot can move backwards? That's amazing!"
"What's so great about that? It's just a huge lump of rusty iron painted in some weird color. What's so impressive? Our chariots from the Spirit Treasures Pavilion are still the best!"
"Fuck you, it's ours from the God Treasures Pavilion that are really the best!"
"Stop fighting, let's go faster. Don't let that guy escape! Let's slam into his iron divine chariot!"
"Hahaha, don't worry, our people from Spirit Treasures Pavilion have blocked up the road ahead!"
"Hahaha but we from the God's Treasures Pavilion have made plans as well! We've got some divine chariots to block the road. When that bastard slams into them, he'll be dead instantly!"
...…
As they spoke, everyone turned their attention to the road and saw that there were rows of divine chariots there situated so close together that there would be no way for the bastard to escape.
Everyone was relieved. This way, they had surely trapped the bastard in a corner!
In fact, they could see that Xu Que's chariot had been made with low-quality material, totally inferior to the chariots from Spirits Treasures Pavilion and God Treasures Pavilion!
The moment the bastard slammed into the other divine chariots, he wouldn't even live to regret it.
The divine chariots stopped, and they smiled as Xu Que drove backwards.
Someone sneered and said, "I think I can crush that pile of iron with my fist!"
"If the elders hadn't said that they wanted us to take the opportunity to showcase our divine chariots' sturdiness, I would've rushed over to that bastard and killed him right then!"
"Come on, let's see how this pile of iron is going to look once its crushed!"
"Ha, it's definitely going to be smashed into bits if he drives that fast!"
Everyone was laughing and ridiculing Xu Que, completely certain of his demise!
In their views, Xu Que would be dead soon. What use was it that his divine chariot looked so strange? It was useless! There was no way he would be able to escape with so many Infant Transformation Stage Cultivators here!
...…
"Ah… slow down! You're going to crash!" Er Ha couldn't help but scream.
Even though the dog was near invincible and no one could really kill him, he was still as cowardly as a mouse!
Xu Que smiled. "Get ready to yell 666! Ha, these idiots think I'm going to crash into them? They're joking! This is my ultimate move. Come on out, Bumblebee! Transform!"
Whoosh!
Xu stepped on the clutch and changed to forward gear. His right leg then moved back and forth between the gas pedal and the brakes!
The car instantly slid in a perfect arc and drifted into a rotation.
Then, the metal parts of the car suddenly came apart and rearranged themselves—the car was transforming!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
The sound of the mechanical assembly echoed across the area. The metal parts had completely changed forms and the vehicle was now no longer a car.
Under everyone's shocked gaze, the car had transformed!
"Lightning has hit the ground, and the Transformer Bumblebee has made its first appearance, frightening a group of idiots! Buttface, it's time to yell 666!"
Xu Que sat in the driver's seat and laughed to his heart's content.