Cutting across the park on my way back from the pizza place with a large pie, for me and my daughter for dinner as this is one of my rare weekends with her, when I feel an intense, sharp, burning hot pain in my chest and hear the sound of a gunshot echoing throughout the park.
'I'm sorry Sophia…I was a pretty shit father.' I think as I start choking on my own blood my vision fills with spots, I start to feel weightless as an encroaching darkness starts at the corners of my eyes.
[Hello, This is an automated message for policy holder number: #68-580-03207221996, Your life has ended, but thankfully you purchased a Death Insurance policy through Isekai Insurance Corporation (Isekai Insurance Corp, has no affiliation with Truck-kun, nor Truck-Kun industries.) and have been approved for for a new life in any of the worlds listed below:
-Game of Thrones
-House of The Dragon
-Shameless
-Terra Nova
-Jurassic Park
-Underworld
-Almost Human
-Fast and Furious
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
-Grimm
-Andromeda
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer]
'Huh, even R.O.B's use automated systems…too bad I can't combine…worlds because I can think of some combinations that would be pretty cool…' I think and pick Grimm because of Rosalie Calvert because she's a sexy furry.
[World Chosen, Grimm, Your policy comes with a randomly generated boon system, your boons will be listed below:
- Increase: add 1cm to anything
(Use up to 3 times per day, just imagine a target.)
-Deadpool's Healing Factor (No fugly visage because you don't have cancer.)
-Inventory: An inventory of 12 slots, (Think of Minecraft quick bar.) can store living beings, no size limit on things stored, can not store yourself, Items will appear in your hand or Infront of you within a meter and on the ground.
-Plant Pot (Item)
Any plant seed placed in this pot will grow 25 times as fast and produce 25 times normal yield in acceptable conditions, the plant will never get sick and never die while it remains in the pot, needing no water or tending. (Pot is soul bound and will repair itself if damaged within 48 hours depending on severity, if pot is completely destroyed, it'll return to you in a week.)
-Finger Guns:
By making finger guns and saying or thinking "bang" you shoot bullets of the following types: Invisible energy bullets, with the stopping power of a 44. Magnum. Knockout bullets that not only knock out people, animals but also electronics. ("You feeling lucky, Punk? Yeah, go ahead make my day!")
Case of Magical Potions. These are some unique potions, some effects only last for 12 hours and some only work just once per twenty four hours. The potions vials will refill themselves after 24 Hs of being drunk. If the potion vials are lost/stolen they will reappear in their case the next time you wake up, the potions can only be drunk by you and those with your permission.
Wealth Potion: When you drink this potion you will receive $1,000 of any currency you desire, the money will be completely legal, tax free and adjusted for inflation, the money can either appear in either a wallet, bank account, pocket, or purse of your desire, upon drinking the potion. (One daily use)
Fortune Potion: When you drink this potion you will receive a Luck Boost, you will win more often in games of chance, from poker to slot machines, your winnings will almost always outstrip what you paid in by a significant margin. This will also affect your daily life: you will naturally avoid danger, become a magnet for opportunity, and just have fortunate coincidences.(Last for 12HS)
Intelligence Potion: When you drink this potion you will receive an IQ of 250 and have expanded Brainpower and Memory. (Last for 12HS)
Strength Potion: When you drink this potion you will receive a boost in your Strength by 200%, have incredible dexterity and hand-eye coordination and have incredible stamina and endurance.(Last for 12 Hs)
Invisibility Potion: When you drink this potion your body and clothes will be completely invisible and indetectable by any means, can't be detected by smell, thermal vision, sound, etc.(Last for 12HS)
Speed Potion: When you drink this potion you will be able to run 200% faster, with stamina and reaction time to match up. (Last for 12 Hs)
Size Potion: When you drink this potion it will allow you to consciously change size, from 6 inches (15.24 Cm) to 10 Feet (304.8 Cm)in height at will. The rest of the body and clothes adjust proportionally to the new height.(Last for 12 Hs)
Nullifying Potion: Nullifies, Potions, curses and poisons/venoms, drugs, alcohol, etc etc. (One Daily Use)
Healing Potion: When you drink this potion all bodily ailments will be cured (but no mental ones). It will for example defeat cancer, reform malformed or lost limbs, close wounds, purge Aids, and more. It will not reverse or affect aging. (One Daily Use)
Mental Health Potion: when you drink this potion all mental ailments/problems will be cured, schizophrenia, depression, delutions, etc this will get rid of it. This will not affect your personality beyond a serious problem. (One Daily Use)
Teleportation Potion: By drinking this potion you will be able to teleport once. You may be able to teleport to any spot you've seen with your eyes, on a map or in pictures. (One Daily Use)
Love Potion: The next person you touch after you drink this potion will fall madly in love with you and will be absolutely loyal to you and your ideals, you can dispel this effect at will, Alternatively, you can make the person, unsatiable, submissive/dominant (your choice) lust for you. (Effects Permanent, Unless dispelled, One Daily Use)
All potions will be contained inside of an apothecary bag that can be summoned to you at will.
I look over the list of gifted powers/items and feel happy with them, my vision starts to spin and grow dark, I wake up and find myself laying on a bed in what seems like an RV, a door in the back of my mind opens up and memories of my current self pour into my brain, and fuse with the already existing memories.
"So my name's Mason Town, I live in an RV traveling across America, no criminal record…graduated high school with high honor roll no further education and am twenty-one years old…not bad…kinda feel jipped coming into a new life already in my twenties…but I can live with it." An old clock starts going off the kind my grandmother used to have in her house and Eli Terry designed a shelf clock, but I can tell that it's off either the springs are worn out or one of the wooden gears is out of whack.
'I'm in the universe of Grimm…and I'm in Portland Oregon at a Camp Site near Portland city.' I think as I extend my hand towards the night stand near my large queen of king-sized bed and grab my iPhone 4s Space Grey of course.
Unlocking the phone tapping on Safari, "Oh my fucking God, Fuck you 3G!" I groan as it's going on thirty seconds now and Safari still hasn't fully opened a webpage.
"Fucking Finally, Fuck!" I curse as the phone finally loads a googles search page, typing in Monroe and Clock maker Clock repair, and hitting search.
And loading…still loading…and loading some more…and, "Finally, okay I might just have to get myself shot again so I can go to a world with faster Internet." I grumble out a complaint and Monroe's Custom Clocks and Clock Repair pops up with his telephone number and address listed.
"Cool, same address as in the show." I cheer softly, and click on the phone number which speedily opens my phone app and dials the number in.
Hitting the dial button the phone rings twice before it is answered, "Hello, this is Monroe's clock repair, how may I help you today?" Monroe's familiar voice comes from the speakers.
"Hi, I presume I am speaking with Monroe, of Monroe's clock repair?"
"Yes, that would be correct."
"So I have an old Eli Terry design column shelf clock. I think one of the springs might be over stretched or one of the wooden gears or sprockets are out of whack, from the way the chine sounded."
"Hmm, strange they are usually pretty sturdy clocks, what kind of environment is the clock in?"
"An RV so it gets jostled around often…"
"Hmm, I have some time, clear this afternoon, you can bring it in and I'll give it a quick inspection, do you need my address or can you get it offline?"
"I can get it online, and thank you for taking me in so soon Monroe."
"You're welcome, please feel free to stop by between two and six pm."
"Alright thanks again, I'll see you this afternoon, bye." I say and hang up releasing a sigh, the time right now is eleven thirty in the morning.
'Neat…I think I'm gonna summon the potions and drink the wealth potion and the good fortune potion, and then go hit some casinos, but better not win too much at any one place, though." I think, and think about my potions case appearing, a nice leather carrying case appears on my abdomen I open it, the bottles aren't uniform in side, but they are labeled, strength has a red color and a label with a curled arm and bulging bicep, speed is a light yellow with Hermes's feathered shoes, love potion is a swirling pink and purple with a hearth bound in black chains, Intelligence Potion is clear and has a brain with lightning bolts arching off of it.
"Alright, you can look over this stuff later." I say to myself and test out using the "Increase" ability to add 1 centimeter to my penis length and 1 to girth and a second centimeter to girth.
I feel a little light headed for a few seconds after using the ability, 'Maybe because of the new blood flow…?' I wonder but the dizziness goes away rather quickly so I shrug it off.
And look down at my naked body. I'm rather fit and athletic looking, with not quite a full six pack but I have defined abs.
My dick sadly is a grower not a shower, so after a bit of encouragement I find that I'm about a healthy seven inches and my thumb and index finger can't touch.
'Heh, well endowed check.' I think rather happily about the way my body looks. Hopefully my face is…holding up my phone and hitting the lock/power button to turn the screen off to see my reflection, I find the face of a twenty something Tom Welling that looks like he's on the set of Smallville.
"Shit yeah!" I cheer happily at my own appearance, 'Seducing Rosalie should be a lot easier looking like this…then again she did end up with Monroe she's probably not all that picky about looks…' I think as I get out of bed and start searching the RV finding clothes, nothing expensive or flashy just enough clothes to get through a week.
An Infinity 1911, a couple spare magazines, a couple boxes of ammo, and two US 1918 Trench Knife with brass knuckles with a Kabar style blade.
'At least whoever sent me here didn't want me without something to protect myself with…' I think as I check the blades over for sharpness finding them to be just that, sharp!
Taking apart the gun, checking over the parts, finding no visible serial numbers, putting it back together testing the actions, finding that everything slides the way it should and doesn't slide if it shouldn't, fitting a full magazine in and putting one in the chamber I put it back in it's holder and set it beside the bed as I put on a pair of boxes briefs, a pair of socks, basketball pants and a T-shirt.