"That's what I like to hear," a feminine voice spoke up from behind them. The group turned to see Kurenai approaching them.
"I was listening to you guys talk for a little right before I came in, and so far, I like what I heard," Kurenai said. "I already have a favorable impression of you three. I'm Yuhi Kurenai and I'll be your Jounin sensei from this point on. But we'll save the introductions for later, so if you three would please follow me."
Team 8 nodded and followed Kurenai out. As they were leaving…
"Tell me how things went later Hinata-chan," Naruto called out after his girlfriend. Hinata smiled and waved at him as she left the classroom. Asuma then came in with the other Jounin senseis.
"All right now," Asuma said loudly. "Where's my team of misfits? All three members of Team 10 follow me outside," Asuma said as he started heading out to the door with his hands in his pants pockets, "This place has a strict no-smoking policy, and I'm in need of a cigarette right about now."
Naruto snickered at Asuma's attitude.
"I can tell that he'll be a load of fun," Shikamaru remarked cynically.
"I'm sure he's not that bad," Chouji said while munching his potato chips as he got up and followed Shikamaru out. Ino started sulking as she made her way out with them.
"This really sucks," Ino mumbled under her breath as she left the classroom. Soon all of the other Genins filed out with their respective Jounin senseis, leaving Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura in the classroom waiting for Kakashi's arrival.
(Three Hours Later)
"Where the hell is he?" Sakura complained, "What kind of Jounin shows up this freaking late for his team?"
Sasuke just grunted in boredom at his desk while Naruto was sitting at the opposite end of the classroom by the open window, snickering and blushing while reading his favorite Icha-Icha Paradise book. Sakura turned and looked at Naruto with disgust as he read the sexually explicit orange book.
"The shy and timid Shinto priestess and the lonely honorable samurai," Naruto snickered, "Well, Hikari ain't so shy and timid, and Daisuke's not so lonely anymore."
"How can you read that garbage?" Sakura exclaimed, "Furthermore, how were you even able to get a hold of that book?"
Naruto just ignored her because he was too engrossed in the story he was reading. Another perverted giggle escaped his mouth with the blush ever present on his face.
"You know, Naruto, if Kakashi-sensei were to catch you reading that stuff he'd be ashamed," Sakura remarked. "He would keep you from reading that stuff while we're on missions and training."
"Speaking of training, Sakura," Naruto spoke with his head still in his book, "I believe that all of us should be properly taught all lessons we would need in life. Therefore, being the responsible teammate that I wish to be, I'm going to give you some instructions in what being with a man and being a woman involves. After all, we've been learning how to kill so it only makes sense that we learn about other serious matters, don't you think?"
"What are you getting at?" Sakura asked curiously.
Reading from his favorite section of his Icha-Icha Paradise book, Naruto spoke in a girlish voice, ""Daisuke-sama!" The virgin Shinto priestess Hikari exhaled after the almost nude Daisuke finished peel off the last of her remaining garments and robe. He tenderly laid kisses over her neck and breasts as he slowly lowered her down on her soft bed. She looked completely vulnerable and helpless as she looked at him longingly.
"Grinning at the beautiful virgin lying before him, he removed his last undergarment and moved onto the bed with her as he then hovered over her slender body. She looked down to see the stiffened and elongated object that was poking her and blushed darkly with a frightened expression.
""What is that massive thing?"' the shy virgin priestess cried out, having never seen a man's piece before."
Naruto changed his tone to a manlier one, ""This?" Daisuke said smoothly and persuasively. "This, my fair priestess, is my sacred love rod that I will use to join us in union. Please don't be afraid. I promise to be gentle as I slowly slide it into your warm body allowing us to become one in mind, body and soul.""
Naruto's voice became girlish again and a bit high pitched, ""You wish to put that inside me, Daisuke-sama?" the innocent priestess replied. "But won't that hurt?"
"Daisuke smiled and kissed Hikari affectionately as he slowly pushed his positioned rod into her untouched threshold, causing her to moan from the feeling and sensations of being spread open for the first time as she held onto his back. Reaching her barrier, he looked her in the eyes and assured her, "I'm sorry if this hurts at first, as I never desired to bring you pain. But after a few short moments of my gentle stroking, you'll experience nothing but the bliss of our union and enjoy having me deep inside you.""
Naruto was so engrossed in his storytelling that he failed to see Sakura's fist plunge into the back of his book, ultimately causing the book to nearly crash into his face as he as fell off his seat and dropped his book in the process.
"Damn it, Sakura, what the hell?" Naruto shouted indignantly, "We were just getting to the best part!"
"Naruto!" a blushing Sakura screeched, "You disgust me! It's beyond me how Hinata could date and stand the sight of you! Kakashi-sensei will weep when he sees that we have someone as perverted, senseless, and untalented as you for a teammate!"
"You shouldn't make quick judgments about people you don't know, girl," a masculine voice said from the door. Everyone turned to see the man of the hour, three late hours to be exact.
"I'm assuming you're Kakashi," Sasuke said. "You're just arriving here, huh?"
"Actually," Kakashi corrected, "I was here for a while when I got caught up in Naruto's enchanting storytelling. It was saddening when his brilliant narrative was interrupted by someone who evidently doesn't appreciate good reading."
Sakura's mouth dropped with her eyes widened in absolute shock at what she was hearing. Naruto got up and picked up his book.
"So, you like Icha-Icha Paradise?" Naruto asked with a mischievous smile as headed over and stood in front of Kakashi.
"No, Naruto I don't like Icha-Icha Paradise," Kakashi replied, then grinned beneath his mask and exclaimed, "I love Icha-Icha Paradise! Plus I happened to be a huge fan myself!"
"Me too!" Naruto said excitedly, then asked "Did you read "The Chronicles of The Missing Textiles Diaries" series?"
"Did I?" Kakashi asked with a blush and giggle, "I recently bought the whole limited edition collection. They're at my home now after they arrived by mail yesterday."
"No fair!" Naruto shouted, "You have any idea how hard I've been trying to get a hold of that series?"
Sakura and Sasuke looked at Naruto and Kakashi in sheer denial and disbelief.
"WHAT?" Inner-Sakura screamed, "You mean to say that we have a sensei who's just as bad and perverted as Naruto? Some higher power must really hate Sasuke-kun and me! This isn't fair! This can't be happening! This so can't be happening!"
Sasuke cleared his throat loudly catching everyone's attention.
"It's bad enough that you're three hours late, Kakashi," Sasuke remarked. "After revealing that you have hobbies similar to Naruto's as well, I have a really bad impression of you."
"Whatever," Kakashi shrugged, "Anyway, meet me outside at the park near the lake east of this building."
Kakashi disappeared in a cloud of smoke and left the scene.
"Maybe this Kakashi-sensei might not be so bad after all," Naruto smiled, "His hobbies being similar to mine earns him major pluses in my book."
"Just what we need," Sakura remarked. "A pervert like you for a sensei."
Naruto and Sasuke ignored her as they hurried to where Kakashi told them to meet him. It wasn't until another twenty minutes that they arrived at their destination. When they arrived, they found Kakashi sitting on the stairs with one of the books of the series Naruto had spoken of.
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