Amy- what's that?
Alice- oh this? Invisible pen.
Amy- annual craft fair?
Alice- yeah.
Amy- it's been such a long time since we went there together huh?
Alice- yeah.
Amy- can I take it? i just wanna write something.
Alice- sure.
Amy- ....
Alice- what did you write?
Amy- See? bffs forever. Alice and Amy...
(amy glows the invisible torch over the writing)
Alice- .....looks like doctors handwriting. what's that, an A or a G?
Amy- haha. Very funny. So....you and Melvin broke up for real?
Alice- yeah. You didn't know?
Amy- No.
Alice- But i texted you.
Amy- you did?
Alice- We broke up last month.
Amy- why?
Alice- ....I'll tell you later. it's a long story.
Amy- I thought you guys were so close together.... You didn't really talk much about it but i saw him crying in an empty classroom the other day.
Alice- yeah..... Melvins a jerk anyway.
Amy- really?
Alice- he didn't take our relationship seriously. He's never been a serious one. He just wants to prove something... that's all.
Amy- I knew it. He's a certified asshole. I'm gonna beat his ass when I meet him.
Alice- hahaha... how?
Amy- what do you mean how?
Alice- you're gonna beat him up?
Amy- of course I'm strong as fuck bitch. You don't know me.
Alice- hahaha....I really don't. Do i? can't believe we are talking again after that whole spat.... ugh.
Amy- hahaha. You're my bestest friend Alice. Anything for you.
Alice- Yeah i know.
Amy- ok I'm gonna go now. French class. Bye bestie.
Alice- bye. Mwah.
(class ends and Amy leaves with her books to the 2nd language class. she takes her seat and Melvin sits next to her. they talk in whispers as the teacher starts writing on the board.)
Amy- hi.
Melvin- all good?
Amy- you broke up with her?
Melvin- no she did.
Amy- she's really becoming a lesbian I swear to God.
Melvin- .....
Amy- she just stares at me sometimes for a long time. God it's creepy.
Melvin- that's cause she knows.
Amy- she knows what?
Melvin- yeah she saw the text. She didn't tell you did she?
Amy- no fucking way.
Melvin- too bad you're stupid.
Amy- Excuse me!!?
Melvin- what? It's true. You are stupid Amy. Stupid and hot i mean. Hahaha.
Amy- How am I stupid if she snooped out from your phone?
Melvin- you're stupid cause you couldn't catch her energy.... she's been fucking angry with you this whole time.
Amy- seriously?
Melvin- Yep. You're done Amy bell.
Amy- Why didn't she tell me? she doesn't seem angry even.
Melvin- that's cause you started going out with me after her and i broke up. but she knew we were close. i just never told her. she saw my phone at the cram school a few days ago.
Amy- ...ha
Melvin- Feeling guilty now?
Amy- I thought we were supposed to be sharing everything. I didn't know she was fucking pretending. What the hell !!
Melvin- Well she isn't the type to pretend. She just doesn't wanna make this about her i guess. the whole point of the break up was she couldn't deal with me anymore. also you can be pretty immature too you know, don't mean to offend you but you are like a spoiled brat Amy. She doesn't want your drama. She wants quietly quit and i totally get it.
Amy- My drama? I'm the spoiled brat? Wow.... I can't believe you said that. this break up was all because of you, don't ever forget that Melvin.
Melvin- see my point? see, you thought you were the reason i was cheating on her but nah she actually broke up with me way before you started hitting on me. you wanted to make her feel cheated.... don't deny it Amy.
Amy- ...you are so sick. i can't believe you were playing me this whole time.
Melvin- i thought you knew we broke up. who could have thought you knew nothing and was seriously thinking of stealing your best friends boyfriend. hahaha... you think you're slick but no you're just plain stupid.
Amy- fuck. you.
(Amy takes a seat at a different bench while at the middle of the lecture. Melvin follows her to her seat and Amy gets really angry but she doesn't respond to it. she takes notes silently while her eyes well up.)
Melvin- ....look, I don't like her anymore... neither do you. She even said she likes Damian... you know the new guy student. so let's just forget about her and start fresh.
Amy- what the fuck? She said he isn't her type.
Melvin- .....well she told me that she likes him better so....
Amy- Oh my god. She literally lied this whole time? That bitch!
Melvin- Forget that guy...
Amy- No. I like Damian. i think he's better than all of you. I liked him since day one. I wanna be with him. Even Alice isn't getting in my way this time. i don't give a fuck about that bitch.
Melvin- Well you did ask him out and he rejected you.....
Amy- so? I'll do it again. anyway she told me all that crap about his 6th grade girlfriend and all. She humiliated me in front of Damian. Uggh. I fucking hate her.
Melvin- Well. It's true. He did date a 6th grader.
Amy- what?
Melvin- What do you mean what? It is fucking true. Didn't you hear from Shanty?
Amy- of course but Shanty was purely lying.
Melvin- yeah not really. He dated not just one but four 8th graders before this.
Amy- shut up.
Melvin- it's true. Shanty doesn't lie.
Amy- ....
Melvin- Yep...
Amy- that's awfully mean you know. also who cares if he dates an 8th grader. they are big girls anyways.
Melvin- big girls? nah i think that's pure bullshit. would you like it if a 50 year old man was dating an 18 year old girl?
Amy- these are so different situations. just look at the age gap between the two.
Melvin- ...forget it... what do you think?
Amy- About what?
Melvin- Bitch are you kidding me?
Amy- What the fuck do you mean?
Melvin- You wanna stay my girlfriend or no?
Amy- No.
Melvin- What?
Amy- Hell no. You are the most mean guy in existence. Nuh uh.....
Melvin- what do you mean?
Amy- You have no fucking respect for me. Thank God Alice left you.
Melvin- Bitch what?
Amy- Yeah she deserves better. everyone deserves better.
Melvin- ....
Amy- She's better off with anyone else but you.
Melvin- ....wow. God this is why people hate bitches like you. Alice was right..... Yall look good in the face but the moment you open your mouth.... shhhhhweet mother of GOD, you start talking garbage. Just pure ass shit. Breaking my heart too... i expected better from you any.
Amy- Shut the fuck up Melvin. We are officially over.
Melvin- Hahaha.... yeah right...
Amy- idiot..
(Melvin goes back to his old seat and proceeds to take notes.)