Disclaimer: This is fully NON-Canon*, Just enjoy it for what it is.
This also turned out way longer than it is supposed to be. I'll probably make it a side story in future if that's what you guys would prefer. Full side story chapters or just keep it like this?
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–VWOOOM–
"A new gate huh?" He took a look on the other side of it and laughed at what he saw.
"Hahaha. A world runs on the power of boobs. Really?" He thought it might be something interesting, but he wasn't expecting this shit.
"It also seems to be based on Japanese media. Aura should know." He summoned Aurora to his side.
She noticed the gate, then looked at him, he poked his finger between her eyes transferring the knowledge to her.
Her face originally became that of joy, but quickly shifted to disgust. "Burn it." She said,
Null energy shaped in her hand. She swiped toward the portal hoping to erase that reality.
It quickly fizzled out however, prompting her to pout at Thor.
"Aura. Is this one of those manga or anime worlds you use to consume?"
She blankly nodded.
"Then we should at least give it a chance right? Maybe it was only this stupid power in the beginning." Even Thor started to doubt it.
"Why don't we take Alice with us?" He suggested. Maybe they could use it for some family bonding time.
"NO! No way is my daughter going to be tainted by such a world." Aura vehemently denied it.
'My precious daughter shall not be exposed to such degeneracy.'
–POP–
"Mom! Dad!" Alice appeared feeling her parents together. She jumped into Thor's arms as he picked her up, tickling her in his arms.
"Hehehe, d-dad sto–hehe that ti–tickles. Hehe"
While the father and daughter bonded, Aurora was now torn between the bonding time they'd get and not wanting her daughter to see such a place.
"You know sweetie, your mom didn't want to bring you with us on an adventure." He smirked as Alice's head snapped towards Aurora, teary eyed, her fists balled, she was moments from tears.
Aurora felt guilty.
(Just take her with us women. Neither Kiana or Elysia would be coming. We can be with him ourselves for once.) Alter's input got to her.
"Nonono Alice. I would never leave you behind, your father is just joking ok?"
She took Alice from his arms as she cradled her. Alice's face turned up at her.
"Really?"
"Yeah really?"
Alice's tears vanished and she beamed at Aurora jumping into her neck hugging her the best she could.
"Well shall we go, if we don't Ellie will show up." Thor pressured her… and it worked.
Alter took over and Grabbed Thor's arm dragging him with her and Alice through the crack.
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"Kyoto, huh?" Thor looked around the area, noting the landmarks nearby.
Alice let go of Alter's arms, standing between them as she held both their hands.
"Adventure time!!" she shouted, drawing smiles from passersby.
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"Issei, don't go running off anywhere. Rias and Sona need to meet with the Yokai leader before we enter the hotel." A black–haired woman, who had her hair tied back in a ponytail as she reprimanded the boy in front of her for staring creepily and running after women nearby.
"But Oppai." Was his only comeback.
(A/N: I don't care how many fanfics or light novel volumes I read. I still hate Issei. Only "The Wish of the Dragon" version gets a pass. That one's the GOAT.)
'How is that even a reason?' She facepalmed at him. She gestured to the blond behind him and he brought Issei somewhere he wouldn't cause trouble.
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They wandered deeper into Kyoto — or rather, the outskirts of the Yokai District. Colourful lanterns, low-rise shrines, and people with distinctly fox-like tails greeted them as they passed.
Alice pointed at a shrine maiden talking to a literal tanuki. "Mom! Look, a real yokai!"
Aurora's lips thinned. "At least this part of the world isn't… obscene."
Thor chuckled. "Give it a minute."
Just as he said that—
–BOOOOOM–
A human-shaped blur rocketed from the side of a traditional inn, trailing smoke and the smell of scorched clothing. Hitting the light pole in front of them.
"…Ow…" the figure groaned. "So worth it…"
Alice knelt beside him curiously. "Are you okay, mister?" Aurora stood nearby, already gathering Null energy to erase the known pervert.
"Oppai…" he mumbled in reply.
Aurora started. "Did he just whisper boobs as his dying breath?"
"No, that's just the protagonist," Thor said, arms folded.
Alice gasped. "He's the main character?!"
"…Is he supposed to be this dumb?" Thor questioned to Aurora
"Worse," Aurora muttered. "He gets stronger the dumber he is."
Another voice cut in.
"Issei!" A crimson-haired girl in an elaborate uniform stormed out of the building. "What did I tell you about using Dress Break around strangers!"
Rias Gremory.
She froze when she saw the family of three.
"…You're not with the faction leaders. Who are you?"
"Tourists," Thor answered smoothly. "From a more reasonable world."
Aurora didn't even flinch. "We came through a portal. We regret it."
"Daddy says this world runs on boobs!" Alice chimed in happily.
Rias blinked. "I… can't even refute that."
Silence.
Then—
–Shhhhh–
A portal appeared next to Rias.
She noticed the Gremory crest. "Brother?"
It however, wasn't her brother but a silver-haired maid.
"Lady Rias–" She noticed the trio next to them.
She froze, literally. She unfroze seconds later as she started sweating, she didn't know why but before the trio she felt like prey.
"Grayfia?" Rias noticed this, but was confused. Are these people special or something?
Snapping out of it she faced Rias, clearing her throat. "Ahem, Lady Rias, Lord Sirzechs was notified by Sir Azazel that a spatial tear had opened up nearby.
He sent me to keep you safe in case something happened." She went back to staring at the three.
Alice however was marvelling at Grayfia's maid outfit. She pulled on her father's arm.
"Dad! Dad! Is she like mama Rita and Ragna?"
He smiled down at her. "Maybe dear, why don't you ask the nice lady."
Aurora glared at him. She didn't want to be anywhere near this group of degenerates.
Alice went forward and tugged at Grayfia's skirt. "Miss maid. Are you like my mama Rita and Ragna?"
Aurora facepalmed. "Not that directly Alice."
Thor came forward. "Forgive the phrasing. She's… direct.
Grayfia gave a polite nod.
"What she meant to ask…" He looked down at her before turning back up.
"... Are you a maid in service of a master... or a partner?"
Rias on the off hand picked out what Alice said.
'Mama Rita and Ragna? Does he have multiple wives?'
While Grayfia was explaining to the little girl the protagonist who had fallen stirred.
"Owww." He sat up from his spot against the post.
Rias quickly disregarded her thought and checked on the boy.
Alice rushed back to Aurora. "Mom! The pretty maid lady is like Mama Rita and Ragna! Hehe" She then giggled to herself, like she had just solved the world's greatest mystery.
–Shhhh–
Again, a very similar magic circle with a Gremory crest appeared.
From it appeared a red-haired man, he exuded energy, clearly not very good at controlling it.
"Weak." Thor muttered.
Grayfia heard him, being right next to him and all, but didn't say anything.
If the feeling she got from these 3 were any indication, he's completely in his right to say that.
"Grayfia, Rias." The red-haired man spoke, garnering the attention of both Rias and Grayfia.
He looked both of them over before his eyes landed on Thor, then Aurora, and finally Alice. His eyes widened, He felt nothing from the two other than an itch, but the girl made him narrow his eyes next.
"I wouldn't if I was you." Thor appeared in front of him blocking Alice from his site.
His voice made him shiver, sweat started to form on his back. 'I didn't feel anything.'
–BOOOOM–
Issei had somehow been flung down the street by Rias. He seemed to have tried to grope her publicly.
"Adventure time!!" Alice shouted, running toward the chaos.
Thor jogged after her. "Hey! Stay close, sweetie!" Completely ignoring the man and Grayfia's shocked face.
Aurora chased after both of them with a snarl.
She knew how easy it would be for her husband to pick up more women.
"I SWEAR TO MY HUSBAND, IF I SEE ONE HAREM FLAG I'M INCINERATING THIS ENTIRE DIMENSION!"
Grayfia, Rias and the new arrival stared blankly at what was occurring.
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To be Continued…
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A/N:
As you can see I removed the author notes from the last chapter. It made writing a later chapter so painful. It felt stiff as hell and just not fun to write.
I spent 3 hours writing 700 words. I can usually do 2K in 1.5-2 hours.
So it's been scrapped ain't doing it.
Ciao
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