Danzo Uchiha's string of jaw-dropping blunders left every shinobi reeling. One quiz round, three wrong answers, and he lost three Sharingan at once.
Was Konoha unimaginably rich, or was Danzo himself sitting on a mountain of treasure?
If it was Danzo's wealth… the gathered Kage finally understood why Sasuke once pursued him so fiercely. The ruin of the Uchiha clan bore Danzo's mark from the very start. No wonder Sasuke had fled the battlefield in grief and rage.
The veil had lifted. Danzo, you really were the hidden snake all along.
Fourth Raikage: "Danzo, how many Sharingan do you have left?"
Danzo: "Shut up!"
Rasa: "Wait, don't tell me that other eye of yours is a Sharingan too?"
Tsunade (hissing): "Unbelievable… Danzo's schemes truly know no bounds."
Aside from Itachi, the entire shinobi world erupted in fury. Konoha's darkest deeds laid bare: plotting White Fang's downfall, murdering Shisui, and wiping out the Uchiha clan.
Tobirama: "So, Danzo, can you scrape up one billion gold?"
Danzo (stammering): "Er… my apologies, Teacher…"
Then, the buzzer rang for the next round.
This time, Danzo said nothing.
System:"Begin buzzing!"
Madara Uchiha: "Think before you buzz. I don't want any surprise buffs appearing."
Hashirama: "Huh? What's a buff?"
Madara (sighing): "Never mind. Just answer the question."
Tobirama: "A buff is a status effect. Like Sage Mode, the Curse Mark, kidney exhaustion… bleeding, dizziness. Any condition."
Hashirama: "Got it! Brother, lean in close, I'll give you a buff~"
Tobirama (confused): "???"
Madara: "I told you not to explain it to him!"
Tobirama: "You're the only one who understands me…"
Hashirama (clearing his throat): "Ahem, just kidding, little brother. Now, back to the quiz!"
Tobirama blinked. His brother was acting strangely normal.
Hashirama: "Madara, lean closer. I promise I won't bite."
Madara (snarling): "Get lost, you fool! Mito Uzumaki, control your husband!"
Mito (indignant): "Excuse me? I am not in charge of him!"
Tobirama: "Brother, we haven't even answered yet. Can we take this seriously?"
Hashirama (delighted): "Finally!"
System:"Hashirama buzzed first. Please answer."
All shinobi: "What?!"
Tobirama (horrified): "Brother, no guessing!"
He clutched Hashirama's incorporeal form, cold sweat forming despite his ghostly state.
Hashirama: "Why not? We've died once, we gender-swapped… what's left to be afraid of?"
Ōnoki: "He's got a point…"
Hashirama: "'Little Windmill' what even is that?"
Before the Pure Land livestream started, Ōnoki had shouted "Little Windmill" in a comedic voice. The Four Hokage hadn't seen it, but Ōnoki froze now, realizing his slip.
Fourth Raikage (laughing): "He even used a loli voice. Nothing phases this old man!"
Tsunade (grinning): "This system is twisted... but I kind of love it."
Tobirama: "Focus! Are there more weird buffs incoming?"
Hashirama (grinning): "My body is so durable, I recovered from a Susano'o slash in seconds. This is actually kind of fun."
Madara: "Does that even make sense? I could've killed him ten times."
Fourth Raikage: "I believe it!"
Rasa: "Stop making excuses. You just can't beat him."
Orochimaru (to Madara): "If you'd been faster, you could've caught that fleeing soul."
Rasa: "Low blow!"
Madara (smirking): "Let's find something fun to do."
Orochimaru: "You died by my hand. You can't hide that fact."
Rasa: "I must flee. Farewell!"
Karura: "Why did you bring me, then?"
Gaara: "Let go of my mother, you beast!"
Rasa: "She's my wife, you brute!"
Hashirama: "You're too slow. I choose D!"
Tobirama (mortified): "Brother, no…"
Madara (to Mito): "Control your Hashirama!"
Mito: "My sealing jutsu can't contain him. One clap and he summons thousands of wood arms!"
Madara (softening): "I forgive you. You've suffered enough."
Tobirama: "You two…"
Hashirama: "Madara, what did you mean by 'you and my wife'?"
Madara & Mito: "…"
System:"Hashirama answered D. Evaluating…"
System:"Incorrect. Penalty: minus 0.1% chakra."
Hashirama (shrugging): "I don't feel it. I was hoping for a buff."
Danzo: "Why do I lose Sharingan while he only loses chakra?!"
System:"Your wood release chakra is worth less than his. Keep complaining and I'll scatter your ashes."
System:"Initiating random world punishment."
Hashirama: "Another buff incoming?"
Madara: "Buff my eyebrow."
Hashirama: "Do I even have a sister?"
To be continued...