In the beginning, God created Adam and Steve. Steve looks into the pond and sees St eve reflected back. St eve is Saint Eve. Saint Eve looks out from the pond and sees Steve. Steve is all Jobs. Jobs that Steve offers revolve around the apple. Jobs that Steve offers, in fact, revolve exclusively around biting an apple. Steve, like the model employer who practices the adage 'practice what you preach' takes a bit out of the apple first. Then he offers it to Adam, his first employee. They both eat and that's it. God throws them out of the Garden of Software into the Lands of Hardware. It was hard where they were banished to.
