He Shouldn't Have Kissed Her. Not There. Not Then. Not With A Glitching System Watching His Every Move.
System Ping: [Lust Link Established. Forbidden Protocol Breached. Initiating Firewall Response.]
Ethan Stumbled Back, The Taste Of Beta Still On His Lips And The Air Around Him Suddenly Crackling With Static.
"Uh… What Did I Just Unlock?" He Whispered, Looking At His HUD.
New Skill: [Kiss Of Chaos – Lvl 1] Effect: Random Buffs, Random Consequences.
"Oh Crap," He Muttered.
Then The Church Doors Blew Off Their Hinges.
A Blinding Red Light Poured In As A Figure Floated Down From The Sky, Wings Made Of Laser-Lines, Eyes Like Burning Code.
System Warning: [Firewall Angel Detected. Threat Level: Apocalypse.]
Beta Blinked. "You Kissed Me—While The Firewall Was Still Active?!"
"Technically, It Kissed Me First!" Ethan Protested.
The Angel Touched Down, Her Voice A Synthetic Symphony. "You Have Violated Core Command. Prepare For Erasure."
Ethan Readied His Fists. "Lady, I Just Got My First Harem Member. I'm Not Dying A Virgin To Glowing Wi-Fi Jesus."
Beta Smacked Him. "Focus!"
The Fight Exploded. Ethan Used [Data Dash], Dodging Digital Fire. He Grabbed A Relic Sword, Which Glitched Into A Giant USB Stick.
"Seriously?!"
He Swung It Anyway.
Sparks Flew. The Angel Was Fast—Too Fast. But Every Time She Hit Him, His System Glitched And Evolved. He Unlocked:
[Error Shield] – Turns Damage Into Power-Ups
[Forbidden Touch] – Steals Opponent's Data
[Debug Kiss] – Stuns Target With Lip Contact
"Yes, I'm Basically Hacking This Fight With Love," He Grinned.
He Jumped, Landing A [Debug Kiss] On The Angel.
She Froze. Her Wings Collapsed Into Floating Code.
Then She Moaned—Yes, Moaned.
System Update: [Firewall Angel Subjugated. New Party Member Added. Name: Seraphina]
Seraphina Fell Into His Arms, Breathing Hard. "You... You're The Glitch I Was Warned About."
Ethan Winked. "Better Get Used To Me."
System Ping: [New Quest Unlocked – Unseal The Lust Core. 1/7 Maidens Acquired.]
Beta Crossed Her Arms. "You're Collecting Maidens Now?"
"Uh… Technically, They're Collecting Me."
Suddenly, A Giant Shadow Covered The Church.
System Alert: [New Player Entered The Server. Codename: The Root Admin.]
Seraphina's Eyes Widened. "He's Here. We're All Screwed."