The guy was sleeping on his bed. He had a good dream, an exciting dream, however you don't get to know what happened, because his alarmclock rang, it was extremely loud, even someone deaf, would know that something went off.
The guy opened his eyes, shot the alarm off. He then took his hands over his eyes, trying to create a dark space around his eyes, but to no avail, because he was already up. He turned from side to side, trying to get back into the dreamworld, but he was up and there was nothing he could do about it, he sighed.
He looked at his phone, it said "no new text message", he got up from his bed and stretched his back. He went into the living room, he had no clothing on except for his underwear, they had a darker colour.
He sat down on his couch, the remote was exactly where he had left it yesterday, right before he went to sleep. The day before, he made sure to leave the remote on a spot, easy to get to when he would wake up the next day.
He opened the television, and went through all the channels, he found nothing of interest to him, around 14 minutes later, looking through the channels many times, still nothing exciting. He closed the television, and went into a new room, the kitchen.
He opened his phone, still nothing new, not even an email, nothing of excitement. He took his head and slightly knocked it down on the table, it didnt hurt, at least not that much. Then, he went back in the living room, sat the same spot as before and did the same thing, he knocked his head on the table.
"I'm just so fcking bored" he said, while his head still was on the table. The then got a new idea, everything got so clear to him, as if someone had given him the last peace of the puzzle and now he could finally solve it.
He ran back to his room, sat on his chair and turned on the computer, nothing had ever been more clear than they were now, he opened the web browser, he decided to watch ... porn?
His cure to boredom was apparently to watch porn, that's it ...
The End.