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This fan-fic is about a character name Kazuma saturo from knosuba which is comedy anime and parody of isekai genre.kazuma it's main character instead of dying he gets summon in re:zero world instead of subaru natsuki.but unlike subaru, kazuma is hilarious, degenerate and hopeless neet yet now he will have to face events and obstacles which subaru would have faced and survive with his methods like he did in konosuba in re:zero verse.
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Chapter 1 - Am i a Hero?

A 16 year old neet named kazuma is playing game in his unclean dark room with trash all over which he never cared to clean, unwashed clothes and everything placed disorderly.

He never goes to school, is unemployed always play games and watches anime and lives on his parents money.

After completing the games, his eyes go to his phone and he notices the new game he wanted is now out for sale.

Seeing it he yawns and stands up,he takes some money and leave the house to buy the game.

After Opening the door and stepping outside he doesn't waste time and goes straight to bus stop to catch a bus.

On way from his house it's sorrounding is covered with greenery. Their are trees, bushes, farms and fields of farmers on the both side of path from his house to bus stop.

Unfazed by nature or beauty of it He walks to the bus stop and takes bus to city.

After a hour he comes back by the bus with a carry bag and a game in it. Returning back home peacefully,he cross path with high school girl of same age as his going to school wearing school uniform.

He looks at her and thinks (" she is cute") as he covers his blushing smile look straight,

("is she going to school?"),

("Well everyone is not good for nothing like me after all")

as he crosses path with her and he remembers the game and he speaks to himself in his mind

("i should probably hurry and try this new rpg game").

Suddenly He hears a loud sound HonK Honk

In brief moment alots of thoughts flow through his head,

("is that what I am thinking it is?)With terrified look on his face.Thinking its truck he panics and closes his eyes and thinks

("I can't let a innocent girl like her die like that" ) by resmincing her cute face with his closed eyes he turns around and pushes himself against her with full force but he ends up smacking on ground.

"Ouch, what happened?" he opens his eyes confused, questioning to himself. He astonished as he found himself in completely different place. in middle of medivial period like market with hustle bustle of humans and non-human.

He stands up scared thinking ("where the fu*k I am?".)

("What is this place?")

He looks around unable to believe the sight infront of him,he sees non-human figure as if he has entered in anime or game. Half animal-half human beastmans,elfs and all kind of spicies co-existing with humans wearing strange clothing and in different period of time and place.

"am i in dream or am i actually in?"

"Am I .....in another world?"

"Did i by any chance got teleported to this world?"

He questionably thinks ("but how?, it happened in moment i couldn't even know ")

("The last thing I know is I was gonna get hit with a truck while protecting the girl")

("But I ended slamming on ground here does this means the girl died?")

("Or maybe i died in process to protect her and then i was teleported here?")

With alot in mind he gets completely perplexed thinking what could have happened and how did he ended up here.

But a sudden thought Cross his mind as he smirks (" it should be simple then why would anyone even summon someone from another world to there world")

("I am.....probably chosen as hero here by gods of this world")as excitement strike through him

("Thats how it should be Cause that's how it is stories,anime and games")

("That means I am hero with some broken power who is chosen to save this world ")

He stands still froze on place as another things comes to his mind.

("That means i might have some skill or power").

he point his right infront standing still on place and says"appear screen" but nothing happened.

"Look like I might have said it wrong the phrase must be something different".

He continue saying "open screen"

He tries and continue trying every phrase he could but nothing appears or happens.

Tired and breathing little heavy he realize blabber to himself desperately"wait maybe i should try it from my inside rather than chanting it and wasting energy outside"

"Yeah that must be how it should be done"

He closes his eyes and calms himself

He says inside his mind concentrating"open screen"

But nothing happens.

He open his eyes, disappointment on his face blabing to himself"what the hell?"

"Why is nothing appearing?"

"What does this even means?"

"Wait could it be? That i might not have a broken ability or skill"

"I might be physically strong despite my current state or appearance of body".

Kazuma starts to walk ahead but soon he notices people giving him strange look and some laughing in themselves,as he observed the place around him on way.

"Why are they looking at me like that?"

"Are they laughing or is it my imagination?"

"It must be due to my track suit i guess"

"It must be of strange fashion to them that's why they are giving those looks and laughing ".

he ignores them and spot a alley away from the crowd, he goes in alley near back of house.

He touch the wall and feels the sturdy and roughness of it and mumurs to himself in hesitation"let's test it,.....it should be it".

"This should be it or it will make no sense at all" says kazuma as he prepares his fist and hit the wall with all his strength.

"OUCH AHHH!!!" he screams seeing his broken fist.he hold his fist in pain completely dumbfounded he say"FUCK this shit","it hurts as hell".

"I am still same as before, nothing has changed I am still good for nothing ".

Whilst A mysterious voice calls him from behind

"Hello there mister, can i have a moment with you please ".

Kazuma turns around holding his injured fist to see who had called him.

He sees a mysterious beautiful white women with white hairs and black eyes, wearing a old fashioned white medium skirt dress with smile on her kind face and his jaw drops seeing her as if he has seen a angel infront of him from heaven.

The lady continues "would you mind?" Controlling her laugh and strange looks for some reason.

"Yeah.. sure" he reply blushing desparately.

"I have lost something and I am trying to find it"

("A beauty like her approached me?, this might be destiny, look like i have hit my popularity phase, this is my chance") Kazuma spacing out smile.

"Hello, are you listening?"

"I am.. I am sorry didn't you said you lost something "

"Yeah and I am trying to find it"

"What are you finding?"

"I can't tell that,but it's something precious and important to me"

"Fine ask me what you want?" He say confidently,l.

"Did you saw child run away by any chance ?"

"A child?, you lost your child? " He replies with unbelievable face As it crush his fantasy

"No no Not mine, I am here cause she stole a important thing from me"

He sigh with relief (" i haven't lost it yet")

Confused by his strange behaviour she still continues.

" So have you seen a child around 10 age,have you?"

"Sadly i didn't"

"It's fine, thanks for your time though, Now I will take my leave".

When she is about to leave, seeing her leave kazuma stops her "wait wait i have to ask you something too".

"What could be it?"

"Who are you? Can you tell me your name first"

"Uh sorry for my misbehaviour i forgot to introduce myself"

"I am satella"

" pretty cute name, I am satoru kazuma"

"Thanks, but what do you want know kazuma "

"Could you tell me where am I?"

Stun by the question satella stands silent on the place.