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Don’t have looks? Don’t have money? A complete nobody? Fear not! Because you’re definitely doing better than Dante! After reincarnating in a pathetic mine infested with goblins and a spider the size of a wagon, Dante discovers he has one thing no one else in this magical world does: shamelessness — and a lot of creativity! Armed with intelligence, strategy, an RPG system, and a kind of charisma anyone can fake, Dante is determined to level up, earn respect, and rule the world! Win at life and overcome every twist — even if the whole world thinks you’re the ugliest thing alive! ==================== This story is about a badass guy who ended up dying tragically and being reincarnated in a magical world to become a better person. This doesn't necessarily mean he'll become a better person. In fact, you'll see him use absurd strategies to gain fame and notoriety. The character has completely bizarre and even comical attitudes, but that doesn't mean he's stupid. Quite the opposite. In this story, you will find a harem — as the title suggests — lots of adventure and as the story develops, you'll see a kingdom system. The focus will be on the context within the world and on the people (worldbuilding). It's a story focused on a guy who wants to do well in life and HOW he's going to achieve that (even though he's ugly). The unique part of the story is that, technically, you can apply some of the lessons from the story yourself. Of course, keeping in mind that it's a fantasy. But nothing the protagonist did is impossible to apply (I'm living proof of that). That said, happy reading. ==================== [2-3 chapters per day]

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

"Mr. You Xuan, many people believe that the current state of the dueling world has become increasingly unhealthy, with heavy trap decks and overly defensive strategies dominating the mainstream. As the new King of Duelists, how do you respond to claims that this negative trend was sparked by you?" a journalist asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" You Xuan angrily responded to the accusation. "How can they say I’m the one who led this trend astray? Dueling has always been like this!" --------------- If you want early access to +10 Advance chapters and to support the continuation of this story, consider subscribing to my Patreon. Your support means a lot and helps me bring more great content to you! Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

In a world that rewards ambition with power—and madness with greatness—one man dares to chase it all. His name is Myth. He’s cunning, relentless… and still a good person. Step into a world where chaos builds kings, and follow the rise of a boy who plans to win it all. Be a part of his ambition. But beware—ambition always has a price.

"There was once a hero." All have heard that phrase at least once in their lives. Whispered by old men before firelight. Carved into stone beneath crumbled towers. Inscribed on the last pages of dying books. But more often than not, it was just a prelude— a sentence used to dress up myths, to clothe legends in something that sounded like truth. "There was once a hero who defeated the Demon King." "There was once a hero who slew the last of the skyborn dragons." .......... "There was once a hero who was thrown into the abyss... and kept climbing out of it." "There was once a hero who walked with tragedy tied around his waist like a blade." "There was once a hero who changed lives—not with miracles, but with mercy." Shotaro Mugyiwara. A name drowned in dust. A face erased by time. He wakes as a blank slate— somewhere in the shattered lands of Drakastradorn, known also as Aetheria. No memory of who he was. No sense of why he still breathes. Only silence. Only echoes. Only the wind screaming through ruins that remember him better than he remembers himself. This world is not kind. It is carved by Mantra, an energy not of magic, but of something older— from beyond space, beyond time— a power not meant for mortal tongues to name. The land bleeds war. The stars above are scarred. And in this stage of gods and monsters, drama and death... he awakens. ......... "He was always the hero." A child is born in Hokkaido, on the night of January 30, 2008. A birth that was never supposed to happen. From a womb never seeded. A life conjured, not conceived. The world shook the moment he took his first breath. Because something ancient had returned. Something the world had forgotten how to fear. --- "There was once a hero... who was a great diplomat." Who could shape armies not with swords, but with words. Who could bend even fate to a shared purpose. Shotaro Mugyiwara’s life was never normal. And it will never be. Even in a world where he remembers nothing— no comrades, no battles, no lovers, no scars— even with the past ripped from his veins... He walks. He endures. He refuses to kneel. Because the truth is simple. "There was once a hero..." "Who kept moving forward."

“I’m not saying I’m unlucky, but my school has an evacuation plan with my name on it.” — Elias Elias has always had absurd luck—the kind that lets him dodge near-death experiences on a daily basis. Like the eye of a storm, he always walks away unharmed… but those around him aren’t always so lucky. It’s earned him the affectionate nickname “Walking Disaster.” When his parents vanish and he unlocks the “Lucky God System,” Elias realizes his weird life was just the tutorial—and maybe all those “accidents” weren’t just bad luck after all. Between daily disasters, a mysterious system, and his missing parents, Elias is in way over his head. “One wrong move and the cafeteria might explode again!” --- Author Note: I'm pretty new as an author and am mainly doing this story for fun. I wanted to make a system-trope story without all the sub-tropes I really hate in this genre—like braindead villains, harems of women who are only there for eye candy and fall head over heels for the main character, side characters with no substance other than to serve as foils, or trashy, arrogant, or stupid protagonists who get a system for literally no reason. I do hope you guys like it, but I won't be too hurt if you don't. I'm making this for my own fun and not trying to write an award-winning novel or anything. But of course, if you like something or have ideas on how it can be better, feel free to mention it! I'll try to post a chapter at least once or twice a week, but if I'm in a groove, I might post way more. Also I'm not my own biggest fan. I'm a perfectionist and reread chapters multiple times after it's been published to check and fix for mistakes. :'( it's easier for me to read it through reader view than editing view.

That afternoon, Roland received the most absurd gift imaginable—his mom handed him a literal System. That’s right. Not a game console. Not money. A real, cheat-like System... the kind usually reserved for transmigrators and chosen ones. Except Roland had been transmigrated eighteen years ago, and nothing remotely “chosen” had ever happened since—until now. The catch? It wasn’t just any System. It was the "Mother's Little Tasks" System, formerly owned by his doting (and dangerously proactive) mother. And its first mission? [Mission: Go on a blind date.] [Target Options: Yukino Yukio (Mom), Yukino Haruno (Elder Sister), Yukino Yuki (Younger Sister).] [Warning: Once locked, your chosen girl can never marry anyone else.] Mission Rewards: 1000 Points, one self-selected supernatural ability from Mall] Roland: "……What kind of twisted matchmaking app did I just inherit?". After reading the System's mission description, Roland's mind was filled with question marks. Forcing him into an arranged marriage at 18 was bad enough, but why would the target he chose be unable to marry anyone else? What if he bonded with someone but failed to complete the mission? Would that condemn them to a lifetime of solitude? And you still call this a System? "Mom! What's this System mission all about?" Roland demanded, his face darkening as he confronted his mother. "It seems the mission has been triggered. All those Points I spent transferring the System to you weren't wasted," his mother said, completely ignoring his displeasure and nodding with satisfaction. "So you were behind this mission! Why would you set up something like this?" Roland demanded angrily. "What do you think? You're practically an adult and you've never even been in a relationship. Your mother is worried about you," she said, shaking her head in disappointment. "I'm only eighteen! I have college entrance exams next year. Do you think now is the time for romance?" "Exams don't matter at all. But is youth without love even youth at all?" "Listen to yourself! Is that something a mother should say?" Roland's lips twitched involuntarily. Other mothers would kill for their children to focus on studying. Why was his mother acting like academics were irrelevant? "What kind of mother sets her own son up like this? And why is Aunt Yukio even on the target list? Don't you think that's completely absurd?" "Well~, I don't know exactly what type of woman you like. The Yukino Family has all three types—mother, elder sister, and younger sister—so I thought I'd give you more options." ______ The novel will be slow at start. No pokemon catching. MILF supremacy, with milf real spoiling MC. Lots of SLICE OF LIFE & real jealousy and other things in progress way. No Incêst, No Yuri, No NTR, No r*pe. No weird dark tags. Just one unlucky MC and a whole lot of missions that weren’t in the original life plan. And one very overpowered mom who thinks her son needs love more than grades—and a System that agrees. Finally a very competent MC.

You've been doing all right for the past couple of years. You have great friends. You're pretty good at your living situation. No drama. No nothing. No anything. But what if I said all of that bullshit to get your attention? Come and kiss my ass as you go on to get the most bullshits of the bullshits! You'll stick around with a dick up in your ass!

Reincarnated into his college days. Zhou Yuwen knew the importance of a persona. In this life, Zhou Yuwen's labels were aloof, mature, and exceptionally talented! "I'm quite traditional, I believe that if you're in a relationship, you need to be responsible, so one must be extremely cautious about dating." "Zhou Yuwen, let's get remarried!" "Damn it! Are you poisoned or something? I haven't even been married before!" "Stop talking nonsense! We were married in our last life!" "That was in the past life!" "Remarry!" "Go away! I have a girlfriend!" He fled, she chased! He couldn't escape, even if he had wings!

A story about a traveler who crossed into a parallel universe, relying on his Proficiency ability to continuously grind experience and become stronger.

The world of Tenebrous has been plagued by demons for as long as mankind can remember. Disasters, death, and destruction - all trace back to these mysterious beings. With sorcery as their only weapon, humanity fights back. CODE: ZERO tells the story of Code - a quiet boy possessed by the very demon that once brought ruin to the world. Living with a tragic past and facing an uncertain future, he clings to one goal: To rid the world of demons. Action. Fantasy. Adventure. Step into CODE: ZERO.

The story is told from the perspective of a cynical and hyper-articulate narrator who lives in a motel and co-runs a resale business with his father, buying and selling the contents of abandoned storage units. He sees himself as a walking contradiction and a retired writer, a keen observer of societal hypocrisy who chronicles the sagas of the forgotten lives he sorts through. The plot is set in motion when he learns that a local horror poet has committed suicide and mysteriously left him her storage unit.

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world, Axel starts off with a hellish combo; parents missing, broke as hell, flunked his exams. A proper rock-bottom start? Sure. But Axel’s got one thing going for him: the Tag System. 1. No background? — His tag [Both Parents Deceased] upgrades to the supreme-level [Both Parents Kings,]. Turns out his missing parents fell into a secret realm, bonded with the twin gods Solgaleo & Lunala, now in control of the Ultra Wormhole. 2. No money? — Tag [Penniless] becomes [Eating Soft Rice with a Hard Bite]. He should be broke, but lucky for him, he’s just as handsome as the readers. Now rich beauties line up just to feed him. 3. Bad talent? — Not anymore. His [Ralts] fuses with [Fairy Queen], faster casting, stronger power, and freaky-good skill comprehension. — His [Gible] fuses with 【Infinite Evolution】; World level cap is 100, but guess what? His level 999 Garchomp was a gift from a friend... Years Later: Just as Team Rocket unites all villains into the ultimate Rainbow Rocket and prepares to dominate the world— Axel steps out, “Gentlemen, let me introduce myself. Standing before you is the Hoopa Trainer, Master of the Fairy Queen, Crown Prince of the Ultra Wormhole, and the guy who taught Green everything she knows…” “Alright. Now you may try to attack me.” Groudon: ‘Who dares? I’ll freaking fly over there and kick you myself!‘ Black Rayquaza: “Rainbow Rocket? Just a breeze and a little frost.” Villain Squad: “???” [Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day] — 1st Pokemon: Pheromosa — 2nd Pokemon: Ralts — 3rd Pokemon: Duraludon — 4th Pokemon: Dragonair — 5th Pokemon: Ho-Oh — 6th Pokemon: Mewtwo — 7th Pokemon: Nihilego — 8th Pokemon: Magikarp [This has many game elements so read at your own knowledge] ═❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 宝可梦：沙奈朵后宫与标签系统

Aura regularly joins her boyfriend, Navi, his best friend Kai, and his cousin Lucas in Galaxy Alliance: The Void War gaming sessions, even though she still plays on a PC with a controller while they wear VR headsets. Their team holds first place on the game's national leaderboard thanks to Navi, who is excellent at the game's tactics. One day, while the four are immersed in a gaming session, a strange message appears on the screen. “The top ten teams of your world have been selected and will now take part in the Galaxy Alliance Recruitment Trial.” And before they can make any sense of the message, they are teleported from their rooms. Aura wakes up on a storm-swept planet, dress in a combat suit, and is task with completing a trial to reunite with her friends and reach a pickup point in 24 hours. All while fighting waves of Void spawn.

Imagine waking up in a video game world that you play, it must be a wet dream for fantasy lovers. But this time it's not a wet dream, it's reality. A young man named Wim must find a way back to his world by completing the main story and getting the 'True Ending'. Assisted by a floating automaton named Art, together they will try to survive in a world filled with monsters, magic, and conflicts between kingdoms combined with Steampunk elements

MOVIE DIRECTOR IN A MAGICAL WORLD Fantasy, Fireballs, and Film Buffs Collide! David Golis was your average, movie-obsessed otaku just trying to survive life one film binge at a time. Then he died—tragically—while ugly crying during the emotional climax of a romantic tragedy. Next thing he knows? He wakes up in a magical world full of flaming swords, arcane exams, and people who think “entertainment” means wrestling ogres before breakfast. Armed with zero fighting skills and a deep fear of physical pain, David resigns himself to a quiet life of hiding under blankets. That is, until he accidentally unlocks the Movie Director System—a magical power that lets him turn real-life fantasy chaos into blockbuster films. Now, with a childhood sweetheart who could bench-press a troll and a best friend who’s definitely judging him, David must direct his way through magical mayhem, monster auditions, and epic scenes... all while trying not to get set on fire. Lights, camera… run for your life!

In Indian mythology, the Three Aspects Deity suppressed the current age. Many Immortals cursed all the gods. Asuras, after millennia of arduous cultivation, would always attack the Heavenly Realm and beat up the Heavenly Emperor upon receiving a boon. "Arduous cultivation, receiving boons, beating up the Heavenly Emperor, why is Indian mythology always like this? I'm the one who gets beaten and suffers; I quit!" Indra, who had reincarnated as the Heavenly Emperor, was furious. And so... "Whoever loves being the Heavenly Emperor, be my guest; I'm not going to work!" Indra said. "Hey, hey, hey, the script isn't supposed to go like this," the Destroyer God Shiva said, full of question marks. "You've performed great meritorious deeds in the past. This position of the Heavenly Emperor is rightfully yours. If not, there will be chaos in the world!" the Protector God Vishnu said anxiously. "No, Heavenly Emperor, I'll give you a boon. Go quickly and beat up the Asura!" the Creator God Brahma spoke thus.

In an world were seeming to live in the past where chaos and disaster is the norm and technology runs on steam and mysticism is almost a legel practice how could one from the future or past understand and raise to found the truth about the world in story we will follow the journey of Soulless as he attempts to protect those he as grown to love and reach the top in the process

The story follows Yugen, a seasoned Yu-Gi-Oh! player from the modern world who transmigrates into a world where the game is a fundamental part of life. He quickly discovers that powerful cards like Pot of Greed and Graceful Charity still exist and are incredibly overpowered, unlike their forbidden status in his original world. However, acquiring rare cards in this new world is extremely difficult and expensive, with some even being unobtainable. Leveraging his vast experience, Yugen decides to build a deck based on the concept of "Hand Destruction"—a strategy focused on controlling the opponent's hand to prevent them from playing cards. In his first duel at a local dojo, Yugen faces Sato Koji, an overconfident Level 3 duelist. Yugen relentlessly uses cards like Delinquent Duo, Drop Off, and Don Zaloog to systematically deplete Koji's hand and deck. Koji, initially smug, spirals into panic and frustration as he finds himself unable to summon any monsters. Ultimately, Koji loses his composure and attempts to physically assault Yugen, leading to his disqualification and defeat. The narrative highlights Yugen's "mind-game" and "frustration-inducing" tactics, drawing a stark contrast between the "fantasy Yu-Gi-Oh!" depicted in the anime and the brutal "real Yu-Gi-Oh!" where the goal is not just to win, but to ensure the opponent can't even play the game.

Some people think they can cheat Death. The greedy, the cruel, the clever—they all believe they’re the exception. I enjoy proving them wrong. A collection of stories narrated by yours truly, Death ♥️