Everyone in the chat group stared wide-eyed at the screen.
"Madara Uchiha?"The one they saw before had black hair. Why was it white now?And that state... what transformation is that?Minato Namikaze... both of his hands were gone? His eyes, pitch black?And that green glow... The Kai-Emperor... is it Might Guy?
Tobirama Senju:"Edo Tensei again? Abusing my forbidden jutsu that I developed? Is Orochimaru behind this too?"
Orochimaru:"They really pulled it off well. This proves that my forbidden jutsu... ugh, I can't keep lying to myself."
Hashirama Senju:"That can't be Orochimaru. Look closely, Minato is standing opposite Madara."
Tobirama Senju:"Are you really my brother? Did someone swap you out? The real Hashirama wouldn't say something so observant."
Hashirama Senju:"Hey! That's discrimination and slander against my person!"
Madara Uchiha:"Are you really Senju Mito?"
Mito Uzumaki:"Honey, don't scare me like that! Fine, go play with Madara if you want, but remember, you belong to me most of the time!"
Hashirama Senju:"Really?"
Madara Uchiha:"You two are ridiculous."
Might Guy Jr.:"May I interject?"
Might Guy:"Son!"
Might Guy Jr.:"Go for it, Father! For youth!"
Might Guy:"Yes, my boy!"
Kakashi Hatake:"..."
Kakashi Sakumo:"A father and son finally get fired up, and all you can say is '...'? That's just rude."
Kakashi Hatake:"Father... you..."
Kakashi Sakumo:"What is it? Speak later. Watch now."
Video Footage:
Madara Uchiha frowned. Did this brat look down on him? Might Guy burst forward at an insane speed. His first right hook and left hook both missed Madara.
Might Guy Jr. (off-screen):"Don't touch the black orb or the staff!"
System Notification:"Quick Question: What are the true names of the black orb and staff in Minato's possession?"
A. Truth-Seeking Orb and Sage's CaneB. Rinnegan Orb and Sage's StaffC. Hermit Orb and Rinnegan StaffD. Hermit Orb and Sage's StaffE. Truth-Seeking Orb and Hermit StaffF. Rinnegan Orb and Hermit StaffG. Hermit Orb and Truth-Seeking Staff
Hint: None of the above are correct. Prepare for punishment.
Correct Answer Reward: Black Orb & Staff Trial Card ×1 DayValue: 666,666,666 gold coins
Penalty for Wrong Answer: Unknown
Quick Answer starts now!
The entire shinobi world exploded.
Six hundred sixty million gold coins for a one-day trial card?!
Why give seven choices if none are correct?! Is this a scam?!
Hashirama Senju's eyes bulged.Madara Uchiha roared:"System! Are you kidding me?! One Susanoo punch and I'll crush you!"
Hashirama Senju:"Don't hold me back! Susanoo, Toppling Buddha! I'll die fighting this rigged system!"
Tobirama Senju:"Brother! Calm down! Do you even know the right answer?"
Hashirama Senju:"I don't... so what?"
Mito Uzumaki:"..."
Tobirama Senju:"If you don't know, then why are you raging?"
Hashirama Senju:"I got hyped by Madara... I felt the moment."
Tobirama Senju:"Fine. Sis, you deal with him. I'm done."
Kushina Uzumaki:"...My poor child."
System:"One minute left. Submit answers quickly."
Darui:"Damn it! You said none were right. Then give us the correct one!"
Ōnoki:"Raikage, you're hilarious. Banana spicy hotpot? Do you even know what you're saying?"
Mei Terumi:"Not my style, but I'm not tolerating this nonsense."
Rasa:"The Mizukage is right. This is just plain bullying."
Tsunade Senju:"Six hundred sixty million... the punishment has to be death, right?"
Shikaku Nara:"Exactly. The Mangekyō Sharingan trial costs only one hundred million. This card must be priceless."
Danzo Shimura's eyes lit up.So much gold... Who could resist that reward?
System:"Time's up! What a pity. The 660 million–gold reward is forfeited.""Now selecting a random world punishment!"
All across the shinobi world, men spat blood.
System:"Punishment drawn: Hokage World Penalty — 'Femmatize the World' for one day!"
Hashirama Senju:"'Femmatize the World'? That actually sounds kind of cool!"
Madara Uchiha:"I have a bad feeling..."
Tobirama Senju:"You're right. This sounds serious."
Uchiha Izuna:"Honestly, it stirs something deeper than even postmortem rage."
Ōnoki:"Even the Kage look scared. This... can't be good."
Darui:"Old man, don't jinx it!"
Moments Later...
Every male shinobi felt something change. Their hands and feet grew slimmer. Voices softened. Chests grew heavy. Clothes loosened.
Some realized in horror that their most prized… parts... had vanished.
Roars echoed across the shinobi world. Men fled from bathhouses, holding up fallen robes. Others screamed as their rough warrior voices turned delicate and charming.
Asuma Sarutobi and Kurenai Yuhi locked eyes across the chaos—both now women.
Orochimaru calmly watched Kabuto's new form."Thought is nation," he muttered.
Of course, Orochimaru remained unaffected. Gender meant nothing to someone who had mastered every form.
But over where Madara stood... the scene was far more unsettling.
To be continued...
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