As the Asura of War and the ceiling of the shinobi world, Madara Uchiha had never been humiliated like this.
What cosmic joke was this? Ask anyone, anywhere. Who doesn't tremble at the name Madara Uchiha? Who doesn't flinch just hearing it? Yet now... the system had made him a woman. A woman with pastel hair. A woman who smiled.
"I'm not angry," Madara growled through gritted teeth. "Truly. But if I ever get a chance to kill you, you mangy mutt of a system... I swear, I will."
Meanwhile, in the Pure Land, the First, Second, and Fourth Hokage had arrived in Konoha. Mito Uzumaki and Kushina Uzumaki walked hand-in-hand like sisters, their cheeks burning red every time they glanced at the now-feminized Hashirama Senju and Minato Namikaze.
Tobirama Senju turned away in silence. Thank goodness he had stopped Hashirama from picking answer A earlier, or his brother would now be the one stuck wearing the title "Go Home and Check Your Brain."
In the live stream chat, silence reigned. Even Kakashi had lost all color in his face after seeing the curvy woman standing next to him. And Ōnoki? Shirtless. Furious.
Mito Uzumaki cleared her throat.
"Since there are no men left... shall we start a rebellion and overthrow the shinobi world?"
Kushina Uzumaki lit up. "Yes yes! That plan is perfect!"
Mei Terumi shrugged. "Feels unnecessary. I'm still the Mizukage, even without a coup."
Madara Uchiha:"Damn system! I curse your sacred code! Ask anyone what Madara stands for, and they'll say fear. Yet you turn me into this... this... smiling pastel thing? I will hunt you to the ends of time!"
Hashirama Senju:"Madara, where are you? Come out and show me your new look!"
Tobirama Senju:"Control your wife... I mean brother... I mean sister..."
Hashirama blinked.Mito Uzumaki giggled."Alright alright, you're a good little sister."
Uchiha Izuna clutched Madara's arm, sensing his brother's spirit still raged.
Madara Uchiha:"System! Come out! I've spared your face long enough! One full-body Susanoo slap and I will erase you from existence!"
System:"If this system is terminated, your gender swap becomes permanent."
Madara Uchiha:"I don't care! I'll curse you for eternity!"
Uchiha Mito:"Brother, please reconsider! You really want to stay like this?"
Uchiha Sasuke:"Ancestor, please stop..."
Uchiha Fugaku:"…I would also like to say, please stop."
Minato Namikaze:"Madara, I'm begging you, shut up already..."
Hashirama Senju:"Am I the only one who finds this incredibly entertaining?"
Tobirama Senju:"Of course you are, big brother."
Killer Bee:"This is unfair! Why haven't I turned into a woman too?"
That sparked envy.
System:"This system does not alter genderless beings."
Tobirama Senju:"...Genderless?"
Orochimaru:"Huh? Genderless?"
Hashirama Senju:"...Genderless?"
Tobirama Senju:"Brother, why are you shocked again?"
Hashirama Senju:"Everyone else was shocked... I felt left out."
Madara Uchiha:"You idiots!"
With no way to physically destroy the system, Madara could only roar in frustration.
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Might Guy had activated all Seven Gates, reinforced by the Rinnegan. Even so, he couldn't escape Madara's gaze.
Minato Namikaze, with a Totsuka kunai clenched in his teeth, commented coldly,"Guy even opened the Eighth Gate."
At that moment, Guy Jr. made a hand gesture, folding his middle finger into his palm.
Guy Jr.:"Watch this!"
Madara turned to evade, but at such close range, it was too late.
Guy Jr.:"Day Tiger!"
A massive shockwave of compressed air in the shape of a roaring tiger erupted from his palm. A white flash. The tiger cannon smashed Madara head-on, blasting him back several dozen meters.
Madara recovered quickly and flung a Truth-Seeking Orb directly at the prone Guy Jr. The blow would be lethal if it landed.
Minato Namikaze:"Kakashi! Kunai!"
Without hesitation, he tossed a Flying Thunder God kunai through the air.
Kakashi Hatake:"Got it!"
System Notification:Question One: Did Minato Namikaze arrive in time to save Guy Jr.?A. YesB. No
Correct answer wins a random jutsu or item. Wrong answer forfeits all gold.
Minato's face darkened.This question was no joke.
Any skilled shinobi could see it. The kunai traveled slower than the orb. He couldn't possibly reach Guy Jr. in time.
Madara Uchiha:"He should have saved him."
Hashirama Senju:"Madara, shut it! He did save him!"
Tobirama Senju:"Madara... doubting himself? Fascinating."
Uchiha Mito:"Brother is right. It was timely. I choose A!"
But four others instinctively chose B.
System:"Time's up!""456,451 chose A. Incorrect. All gold confiscated.""745 chose B. Correct. Drawing random reward..."
System:"Congratulations! You won Might Guy's Fitted Bodysuit!"
A collective groan echoed across the shinobi world.Those who picked A turned green with envy.But when they heard the reward...
Guy's green spandex suit.
They erupted in cheers.Just imagine... thousands of beauties in tight green outfits.Now those who had chosen correctly turned green with fury.
Madara Uchiha:"Damn your gold! Can't you offer something NORMAL for once?!"
Might Guy:"This suit is the pinnacle of fashion! What's not to love?"
Guy Jr.:"Exactly! Youth must shine in brilliant green!"
Rock Lee:"Yes! Let's train, Guy-sensei! For youth!"
To be continued...
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